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Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Puberty”

And ever since I realized it, I just can’t stop laughing watching the movie. They were so squeaky in Philosopher’s Stone and then they get “man voices” in Prisoner of Azkaban, but like Chamber of Secrets is just so fvcking awkward to listen to.

LIKE ARE THERE ANY HEADCANONS/FICS FOR THIS SHIT. Because I haven’t seen any fics about these babies dealing with their voices changing like:

Draco trying to yell at Harry or Crabbe and Goyle in this menacing voice but like it comes out a squeak? Coz he can’t control his voice?

Ron gets called during class and he rasps out this really embarrassing voice thing.

Harry and Draco arguing but then they end up squeaking at each other coz their voice broke. And they’re both mortified so they never speak about it ever again.

OR GOD. All the boys in their year going through it like, TALKATIVE SEAMUS. Everyone used to like Seamus talking, he has a nice accent but then during the puberty phase they are like, “oh god Seamus shut up no”

Or Neville developing his deep voice and people just can’t see it yet.

BLAISE ZABINI TRYING TO FLIRT BUT FAILS EPICALLY BECAUSE HIS VOICE FAILS HIM.

HARRY TRYING TO PARSELTONGUE BUT THEN PUBERTY STRIKES AND LOL NO THE SNAKE/BASSY WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT.

Theodore Nott making himself extra quiet that year because he knows he sounds like shite and he doesn’t want anyone to tease him.

Justin bragging off to Harry (lol during Herbology) but then his voice breaks and he just drops a pot because oh shit.

Ravenclaw is… starting that new project without finishing the one from yesterday, messy rooms, 3am talks, theology textbook one day and Stephen King novel the next, cloud watching, star gazing, cups of tea paired with random musings, quirky nicknames, having someone constantly read your feelings, a wonderful kind of sleepy, knee high socks, coffee dates in little cafes, re-reading favourite childhood books, art time-lapses, constant fiddling,

Hufflepuff is… when you grip someone’s hand mid horror-movie, blanket forts, the feeling of taking off your bra at the end of the day, when you find that perfect gift for someone, ice cream dates on sunny days, knowing there’s a shoulder to cry on if you need it, the fuzzy feeling of making someone smile, pep talks, toasting marshmallows, falling asleep on someone’s shoulder, moments of ‘holy crap that’s the time?’, walking on newly fallen autumn leaves, swing sets,

Gryffindor is… when the teacher says you’ll be working in pairs and you and your friend immediately look at each other, the sting of a good hi five, when your stomach drops on a roller coaster, air guitar, laughing until you cry, snowball fights, looking up lame conspiracy theories, talking through a movie, smiling at strangers, getting into bed after a long day, cheesy pick-up lines, running your fingers through your hair, a cold glass of water on a hot day,

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy seems to be around the guy ALL THE TIME now that he’s the Hogwarts champion), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

10/? random hobi compilations: his cute bendy peace sign

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