making Isa eat cigarette butts for breakfast

Sfw

if you manage to not only get close to this man but close enough to earn his affection without dying you actually deserve an accolade of some kind. Like, genuinely

I feel like one of the few ways you could walk said fine line is if you’re too important to kill so say, somone who’s also somewhat known in his field of work or more rarely, he’s simply too enamored to do so.

If you’re an average civilian or even just a subordinate he would prefer that you never discover the full nature of his work (as endearingly expressed with “if I told I’d have to kill you afterwards” said with a worryingly absent lilt)

The start of your relationship is so slow burn it’s not even funny.

Shuu definitely comes across as a man who expresses his affection with gifts or unspoken acts of service.

Atp being second to his work is just par for the course if you want him

Once you two have been together long enough for topic of marriage may come up and if it’s something you want, you’re probably have to be the one to insist on it and he might at least note the legal benefit of doing so

If you do marry it’ll almost certainly be a civil affair and dinner with just the two of you afterwards

Due to how mysterious this bitch is the only signs of his relationship with you at the infirmary is a note from you on his tack board and more damningly, a silver band on his left ring finger.

Although basically anyone with a faint survival instinct would be too haunted by his antics to press the matter if they even noticed in the first place.

Even if he was directly questioned you just know that man would deflect on some “It’d be quite unprofessional to dole out my personal life, wouldn’t it?” before slinking off to god knows where.

That is until one day; a photo of you slips out of his breast pocket whilst his left hand is occupied with some files with nowhere to rest them on

So he has to fumble around for it with his bad hand as a few students witnessing the subsequent aura loss notice before being promptly shooed away with a glare

it ends up spreading a bit throughout St. Pigeonation's as a surprising footnote. One of the most popular rumors circulating presume you as yet another one of his victims

NSFW

Sadly, despite him being a freakazoid you’re only gonna be getting it like twice a week if he’s feeling particularly hot and bothered that month by virtue of his very healthy work-life balance

However if you’re particularly desperate for his touch he may have you cockwarm him whilst running a dry lab but he’s gonna pinch you if you try to move or even clench too often. Generous, Ik.

Another assumption here but he just seems like a man particularly fond of thighs and abdomen.

Especially the slight pudge just above your pelvis

Afterwards I don’t really see him engaging in much aftercare besides basic hygiene

tohri , ryuuji , isa

: hey, are you filming?

: yeah, I want to make a video for the future.

: you need to warn about this in advance! wait, I'll just get myself cleaned up...

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: Isa is cleaning up here, well done! don't you want to say something?

: for what?

: for the future!