❝ Oh look, a dragon…Perfect way to ruin our day. ❞
❝ Seriously, just how many keys does one ancient temple need? ❞
❝ Just once, I wish we would enter a cave and see normal sized spiders… ❞
❝ Mountains…Cold…“Let’s bring [NAME]!” ❞
❝ We’re going to get lost and starve to death, aren’t we? A glorious end for us! ❞
❝ Plague: a cheerful addition to any decent swamp. ❞
❝ Do you feel that? My magic-sensing nose is tingling! ❞
❝ I’d expect more from a man/woman who can’t stop talking about how clever he/she is. ❞
❝ Why be ashamed? Power should be respected, not swept under the carpet. ❞
❝ Honestly, a man’s gotta take his fun where he can find it… ❞
❝ That staff’s in pretty good shape. You spend a lot of time polishing it? ❞
❝ I’ll never understand why you spend half your time running around bare chested… ❞
❝ What’s the matter? Not enough slaves to rub your tootsies? ❞
❝ Discretion isn’t really your thing, is it? ❞
❝ Did you want those silky underthings back or did you leave those as a token? ❞
❝ For someone so scared of magic, you’re not shy about benefitting from its effects. ❞
❝ While we’re sharing surprises, you’ve done a lot less dancing naked in the moonlight than I expected. ❞
❝ That outfit is sorry. What are you supposed to be, some kind of woodsman? ❞
❝ You’re a special and unique snowflake. Live the dream. ❞
❝ Would you not conserve energy with a less flashy style? ❞
❝ Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit! ❞
❝ First we execute those who will not submit, then we deal with the rest. ❞
❝ Ah, the wilds: lush, beautiful, and full of things that want to eat you. ❞
❝ I finally found a place I hate more than caves. That’s a first. ❞
❝ You don’t want to talk about yourself. I can respect that. So what do we talk about then? ❞
❝ I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you didn’t drag me here by force. ❞
❝ You’re either the worst person ever or the best…I can’t decide. ❞
❝ Still waiting for me to do something sneaky and spy-like? ❞
❝ I like the stories where the villain was the man/woman beside you the whole time. ❞
❝ Be careful…These sorts of romances don’t end well… ❞
❝ It’s quite comforting that whatever qualities I lack, you’ll invent for me… ❞
❝ What could you possibly hope to accomplish with such madness?! ❞
❝ Am I to understand that you’re writing a book about me…? ❞
❝ My dear, if I didn’t want people to fear me, I wouldn’t dress like this. ❞
❝ Aren’t you rather wealthy to be dirtying your hands like this? ❞
❝ What an excellent place to be murdered and left in a dank hole… ❞
❝ The most poisonous snakes are always the most beautiful. ❞
❝ Is it my imagination, or have certain lingering looks been passed between you and [NAME]…? ❞
❝ Just keep hitting things, my dear… Don’t worry your little head about the rest. ❞
❝ So much is at stake. Why would I leave any of it to someone else? ❞
❝ You’re right about one thing…You wouldn’t stand a chance against me. ❞
❝ I look forward to the day when your veneer crumbles. ❞
❝ If my skills can weaken your opponents to make your fight easier, please, let me know. ❞
❝ Darling, it’s your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as the last dozen times you displayed it. ❞
❝ Your failure is that you assume I desire approval. Power does not require that I be liked. ❞
❝ I hope you can take care of yourself, should we encounter anything outside your experience. ❞
❝ You so often come out on top. You play these political games brilliantly. ❞
❝ Be careful. There may be a reason this ground has lain undisturbed for so long. ❞
❝ It’s always remarkable that some will take advantage of chaos to further their own cause. ❞
❝ Looks like someone was digging for things that should have been left undisturbed… ❞
❝ This world is full of wonders for those who seek them. ❞
❝ Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about! ❞
❝ For all your experience, you don’t carry yourself like a soldier. ❞
❝ In battle, you look like you’re waiting for applause after every move. ❞
❝ You have a certain swagger, like you know you’re the most dangerous thing in this room. ❞
❝ You’d be amazed at what a man/woman armed with a rock and a headache can do. ❞
❝ Do we ever have uneventful days? ❞
❝ Know what it’s like to have leeches in your pants? No? Well, now you do. ❞
❝ Bloody sand. Getting in places where sand shouldn’t ever be. ❞
❝ Does it seem strange that every single person at this party has tried to bribe us? ❞
❝ Not exactly the fight I was expecting when we got here. At least we got the job done. ❞
❝ I fear for you sometimes, the way you throw yourself into battle. ❞
