Fallout & TES RP Positivity

Hey lovely people! 

Myself and the other Mods have had life get a bit busy and have gotten behind on updating the lists. I’m currently in the process of updating the masterlists with new RPers and taking off those who have deactivated. 

I might be marking inactive blogs [3-6 months inactive], or taking them off the list entirely. Let me know if you’re one of those inactive blogs and you’ve just been lurking and would like to stay on the list. 

Warning for some language. Feel free to edit parts as you see fit for sending.

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♛ ❝ Really ought to choose wisely here. Wouldn’t want to screw up and regret it later on. ❞

♛ ❝ I...don’t really know. I just escaped Helgen, and...❞

♛ ❝ Y’know...a wise man would start with the Lover’s Stone.And don’t try to hump it though ! Don’t let the name fool ya !❞  

♛ ❝ And you might want to get a better helm too. The one you got there is ancient. From the Oblivion days.❞

♛ ❝Well..y’know, I’m working; on it. ❞

♛ ❝ I’d give you mine, but it’s got a two-handed wielding enchant, so... ❞    

♛ ❝ Two-handed wielding ? Can you even lift a greatsword?❞

♛ ❝ Greatsword? Heh, well I’ve never tried. Just helps me when I tinkle. ❞

♛ ❝Besides, only a fuckin’ asshole would wear something like this. ❞    

♛ ❝ Dude, you fucking serious? ❞

♛ ❝ What? I’m coming! Leave me alone.❞

♛ ❝ Are you really not just gonna pop another potion?❞    

♛ ❝ I don’t need to use another potion, okay? The shop is right there!❞

♛ ❝ Just you do this every single day, and I just gotta wait for you to woddle your ass up here...❞

♛ ❝Hello, sir! Would you like to leave your family today, fight for the Empire? Okay... ❞    

♛ ❝Ohh! Little girl! I’ll trade you that old doll for a shiny new sword! ❞

♛ ❝Stupidest pitch I’ve ever heard. ❞

♛ ❝ I don’t care what you say. It’s worked before.❞    

♛ ❝ Of course it worked...on Nords!❞

♛ ❝ Oh yeah?! You wanna go right now?!❞

♛ ❝ You watch your goddamn mouth!❞    

♛ ❝Okay, well...I just had a few questions, so... ❞

♛ ❝ Look, I’m really just trying to figure out who to fight for, so... ❞

♛ ❝ Oh, well that’s the easy part. If you want strength and unity, you join the Empire. You wanna fuck your sister, you join the Lamecloaks.❞    

♛ ❝ No, no. If you want independence and freedom, you join the Stormcloaks. And if you want to take it up the ass from the Thalmor, you join these bitches.❞

♛ ❝ Hey, the White-Gold Concordant ended the war.❞

♛ ❝ Ohh, you must mean the White-Brown Concordat. Cuz I wiped my ass with it! ❞    

♛ ❝ What-?! I’ll take your head for that!❞

♛ ❝ I think I’m gonna go with the ‘Fuck Both Your Factions’ faction. How ‘bout that?❞

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♛ ❝ I mean who would want to live in a miserable marriage?❞

♛ ❝ No, you don’t understand. This is the Dagger of Humiliation. It doesn’t even technically exist.❞    

♛ ❝You know what, fine man. Just give me the hundred gold so I can get the hell outta here. ❞

♛ ❝Wha- What are you doing? ❞

♛ ❝ Yeah, but how do you know it’s stolen?❞  

♛ ❝ Because it’s my job to know!❞

♛ ❝ It’s your job to know? Do you know how many swords there are like this?❞  

♛ ❝ Yeah, and what about that? I saw you pluck that from the main hall!❞

♛ ❝This? Yeah, I didn’t realize I was stealing it. It’s just a flower! ❞

♛ ❝ Oh, Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers! And stealing them at that!❞  

♛ ❝No, it’s not like that! It’s....oh, God....it’s for a potion! ❞

III

♛ ❝ So what? You’re just gonna leave? ❞    

♛ ❝ Yeah...this isn’t really working out for me.❞

♛ ❝ Y’know actually, I don’t even wanna fight you. ❞

♛ ❝Yeah, I mean we’re practically family, right? ❞  

♛ ❝ Trust me, I’ve slayed like 20 dragons already, and I just got arrested for plucking a flower! ❞

♛ ❝ Oh, how’s that for courtesy?❞    

♛ ❝ No gratitude whatsoever. And just rude as hell, too!❞

♛ ❝ It’s like...why are....we even fighting?❞

♛ ❝ You know what? We should just team up!❞  

♛ ❝ Dude, do you need some help?❞    

♛ ❝Pfft, no. I’m twice the adventurer you are. ❞

♛ ❝ Okay, it’s not a competition.❞  

♛ ❝Man, look. The combination is on the claw. How are you getting this wrong? ❞    

♛ ❝I know what to do. This ain’t my first cave. ❞

♛ ❝ Fine. Y’know what? Just get yourself fucking killed.❞  

♛ ❝That’s not the combination! It’s a trick. They would never make it that easy! ❞    

♛ ❝ You fuckin’ suck at this.❞

♛ ❝ Yeah. I got you now.❞  

♛ ❝ Whoa, mothafucka! Are you fuckin’ with my nature?❞    

♛ ❝What were you doing? Just now? Wi--wi--with that--that thing? ❞

♛ ❝ W---with the bow? I...I was hunting. ❞  

♛ ❝ You human! You don’t know shit about the circle of life! Cuz...you live in a...triangle..OF DEATH.❞    

♛ ❝ All you do is kill things! ❞    

♛ ❝ Yeah...and why do you think we do that?❞

♛ ❝Because it’s in your natur---you set me up for that! ❞  

♛ ❝ Whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to back up! ❞    

♛ ❝ I don’t need to do SHIT!❞    

♛ ❝ Okay...I told you never to bug me when I’m... Who the hell are you?❞

♛ ❝ Did you just fucking break in here? ❞  

♛ ❝No, I didn’t break in. I used a key. ❞

♛ ❝Dammit, I told the mason that door was garbage! I said that. I said ‘garbage’. ❞  

♛ ❝ Hey, I’m just here to learn a shout. I’m not looking for any trouble.❞    

♛ ❝ I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear anything over the sounds of you groveling like a little bitch!❞    

♛ ❝ Kill his ass!❞

A couple of random sentences from TES IV Obivion. Feel free to change items such as names, pronouns, or words as you see fit.

♛ ❝ I'm glad that's done. I need a nap. ❞

♛ ❝ You've got some nimble fingers. What have you been getting them into? ❞

♛ ❝ Why... won't... you... die?! ❞

♛ ❝ This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death! ❞

♛ ❝ *Gasp* "Oh my goodness! Excuse me, are you all right? ❞

♛ ❝ You. I've seen your kind before. You've got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard, or I'll put you down myself. ❞

♛ ❝ You said you wanted me to solve this myself. And I am. Drastic measures. Didn't want to, but you're right, it is the only way. ❞

♛ ❝ You won't help me? You're abandoning me now, just when I need you the most?! ❞

♛ ❝ No... no. I understand. It is my problem, and I should solve it myself. You're right. I should never have involved you. ❞

♛ ❝ We can't talk here. Too public. Meet me behind the Great Chapel at midnight. Don't let anyone follow you. I'll make it worth your while. ❞

♛ ❝ I'm so happy I could just... tear out your intestines and strangle ye with 'em!❞

♛ ❝ Quickly! Before I get bored. You wouldn't like me when I'm bored. ❞

♛ ❝ I can see it in your face! Mostly in your eyes. I may have to take them when this is done. ❞

♛ ❝ You dare interrupt me! Only I interrupt me! Like just then. I'm speaking with someone! We'll talk later. Or not. When is later, exactly? Not now, I'm sure of that. ❞

♛ ❝ Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.❞

♛ ❝ Then pay with your blood! ❞

♛ ❝ I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you! ❞

♛ ❝ The body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about. ❞

♛ ❝ I'm here to relieve you ❞

♛ ❝ I'm no "_____". I'm a monster. ❞

♛ ❝ May the Night Mother wrap you in her cold, loving embrace. ❞

♛ ❝ Dear Brother/Sister, I do not spread rumours, I create them. ❞

♛ ❝ You sleep rather soundly for a murderer ❞

♛ ❝ You again? You're becoming a real pain in my arse, you know that? I thought I made myself clear. You don't belong down here. Now get! ❞

♛ ❝ I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that? ❞

♛ ❝ What are you waiting for? Kill me. Can't you see? It's what I want! I can't go on knowing I'm something horrid. Kill me. ❞

♛ ❝ You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them! ❞

♛ ❝ They're getting more active every day. Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? "Free Sweetrolls!" Who wouldn't like that? ❞

♛ ❝ Psst! Over here! Yes, you. We need to talk! ❞

♛ ❝ Paradise awaits and I do not fear death. ❞

♛ ❝ Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour.❞

A couple of random sentences from Fallout. Feel free to change items such as names, pronouns, or words as you see fit.

☢  ❝ How did you survive? ❞

☢ ❝ You mean kill them ?❞

☢ ❝ All a matter of semantics but yes, kill them.❞

☢ ❝ Get your butt in here and sit down. We have some business to discuss.❞

☢ ❝ Looks like there’s enough butt in here already... ❞

☢ ❝ Where were the mutants coming from ? ❞

☢ ❝ Everywhere ! Hell, seemed like you couldn’t fart without hitting one. But mostly in the northwest.❞

☢ ❝ Now what the Uncle Sam-hell do you think you’re doing here?❞

☢ ❝ Wow, you’re pretty smart for a ghoul. ❞

☢ ❝ What is that? Sucking up? Listen, walker, I don't do the deal with norms, so blowing smoke up the tail ain't going to get you head seat at the table. ❞

☢ ❝ It's gonna cause me some severe mental trauma. ❞

☢ ❝ I've heard of you. You're the one that took out ____ over in ____. ___must have paid you a good sum for that job. Are you here for some work, maybe? ❞

☢ ❝ Work for this dump? You've got to be joking. ❞

☢ ❝  I hope for your sake that was an attempt at humor. Do not cross us, you will regret it. ❞

☢ ❝ I don't think you understood me. Let me clarify. If you don't watch your manners, you'll find yourself dead, tough guy. ❞

☢ ❝ No, let me clarify - if you don't watch it, I'll be wearing your ass for a shoe. ❞

☢ ❝ How dare you enter my sanctuary with a weapon in your hand! Oaf! Get out!  ❞

☢ ❝ You don't like drawn weapons? You're gonna hate what I do with it next! ❞

☢ ❝ I don't like your attitude. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. ❞

☢ ❝ Attitude? I'll show you attitude! ❞

☢ ❝ We were talking about how stupid you are. ❞

☢ ❝ My name's not important. ❞

☢ ❝ Trust me, I'm tough enough. ❞

☢ ❝ Time is money. Chit-chat is not money. You here about the job or what? ❞

☢ ❝ Keep away from me! ❞

☢ ❝ How about you and I... well, you know... get together. ❞

☢ ❝ I'm not that kind of girl, mister. Go find a Brahmin or something. ❞

☢ ❝ Gangers got'em. Scavengers attacking the caravans. And mutants, son of a dog, if they weren't springing up like rabbits with a mission. ❞

☢ ❝ It's a little gift from me Da and Mum. Actually, a few generations before that. Do you like it? ❞

☢ ❝ So what do you want me to do? ❞

☢ ❝ Find out who's doing it, and tell me. Or take 'em out. It makes no damn difference to me. Just get that job done! ❞

☢ ❝ Listen you, I ain't scared. I'm... cautious. You'd be stupid not to be, with the Death Claw.❞

☢ ❝ Yep, you're as scared as a whipped dog. ❞

☢ ❝  Well, I found out who's taking the caravans. ❞

☢ ❝ Been there, saw that, killed it. ❞

☢ ❝ You're right. And now that you know, I'll have to kill you. ❞

☢ ❝ Look, buddy my job here is to keep the peace, and if I have to break a few heads to do it, then a few people are going to be hurting. So just watch it. ❞

☢ ❝ What do you want? I'm a busy man. ❞

☢ ❝ I'm here to talk about the attempt on ___ life. ❞

☢ ❝ You're a liar! ❞

☢ ❝ You know... ❞  sighs ❝ I don't like it when people insult me in my own place.❞

☢ ❝ Sir, you are injured. I can treat you if you wish. I am a healer ❞

☢ ❝ I am a healer, not a money lender. The cathedral sees to my needs. So I might see to the needs of others. Now let me see your injury, shall we? ❞

☢ ❝ I have a message from a friend. ❞

☢ ❝ I have no friends. What is your message? ❞

☢ ❝ You're not from around here. Who're you? ❞

☢ ❝ Whoa, not so fast. We never finished introductions, remember? What's your name, stranger? ❞

☢ ❝ You call that a reward? If I'm to whack the guy, I'm going to need more than that. ❞

☢ ❝ So, did you get the evidence? ❞

☢ ❝ Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence. ❞

☢ ❝ Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your... condition. ❞

☢ ❝ I can't win. I'll join you. ❞

☢ ❝ Sorry, I don't like that plan much. ❞

☢ ❝ What is evil? Evil is when good gets completely screwed up! Evil is when brave people can't be brave anymore! Evil is an anagram of vile! There's got to be a moral standard somewhere! ❞

☢ ❝ Shut up, asshole! Moral standards? It sure as hell ain't here! ❞

☢ ❝ Love is what makes the Cactus grow! Love is what makes the brahmin moo! Love is screwing, it's screwing your life! I hate love, I love hate! ❞