he was a soulless pig ❤️

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

the way lalo doesnt immediately assume nacho set the fire in the kitchen is kind of craaazy like. brother he was literally just in there seconds ago and he comes out looking like the single shiftiest motherfucker on earth and lalo is so enchanted by his big beautiful sad brown eyes it doesn’t even cross his mind it was him till way later. halfway to being a salamanca. bro. you wanna fuck him so bad it not only makes you look stupid it gets you and your whole family killed

remember lacho? dear god

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

Suck off the hand that fingers you or how ever that saying goes.