Noah Puckerman

I have seen videos of them, but never when they hang themselves to dry? I feel that I need to see that immediately! That sounds adorable! 

Animal planet will hook you up. I spent way too long looking at baby sloth videos last semester.

They most certainly are… but he’s also totally still teething so I guess I should cut him some slack. 

Poor guy. I’d be pretty upset if I had teeth coming in too I guess.

That sounds even better, wow. Are you still offering to share some? 

Yes. You need real people food.

Well one of my biggest fears is accidentally poisioning someone, so I assure you that nothing from me will be uncooked; unless if it’s tartare. 

Not even raw cookie dough?

Oil it is.

I can’t fuckin’ “rock the glitter”. I’m already redheaded; I’d look like a fucking carnival attraction.

Some people look for that in a date.

This is just me… every semester. 

I tried eating pretty healthy last semester, but like... baked goods are crucial to my emotional health now that I’m in college. I totally get how people put on the freshman 15.

Is what baked? OOooo is your Nana Jewish or did she just enjoy making Jewish foods. I’ve never made them myself but I have tried them before and they are very delicious, in particular, I’m partial to the Sufganiyah, far superior to an American doughnut. 

Both. Nanas recipes have been passed down from generation to generation. She learned them from her mother before she moved to America. I agree though, no American doughnut compares.

By that logic, the only way for your guns to go is up. And it’s nice to meet you Noah. I’m always happy to provide baked goods along with generally delicious food. Figure that it’s great practice for when I actually open a restaurant or bakery.

Which would you prefer to open up?  A restaurant  or a bakery?

Thank you. I can’t say I’ve worked as hard as you have, but I do yoga and try to stick to a cardio routine.

I could never get into yoga. I tried it when I was out in LA. Just wasn’t my thing. I stick to weights for the guns and running mostly.

That sounds like a truly amazing idea and I definitely second it. I know a cookie place! Well… not like… a cookie place… but a place that sells really good cookies. …Are those the same thing? 

Yes? I mean if you’re going to a place solely for the cookies, then it stands to reason that it should be considered a cookie place.

What kind of kid were you when you were in school, Noah? 

The worst kind. I was a bully, a jerk, and a jock. I got a girl pregnant, and she wasn’t my girlfriend. I think that paints the picture pretty well. I’ve grown up a lot since then, hence starting college in my twenties. 

All of them? Okay, I mean, you’re right… Where are you getting these baked goods from? Are they homemade? 

They’re handmade. I like to buy my baked goods from various coffee shops and bakeries.

I mean, what kinds of baked goods? Because honestly, I have given up completely with … well, actually I keep forgetting to eat lately. But Donuts and yogurt have been good. Oh, poptarts and yogurt too. …So my diet lately has been yogurt, apparently. I didn’t notice that until now. 

All. All of the baked goods. You should eat more. Should I buy some baked goods and share them with you?

I can’t say I don’t. Your body is very impressive.

Why thank you. I’ve worked very hard on it. Your body looks fantastic too by the way.