Miss Not-So Perfect

Don’t tempt me. I have plenty of notes. 

I’ll pay for the stamps. 

Then clearly you should go. I bet it would make Ollie and Sam real happy. 

Good thing Herc and I proved them both wrong on that one. 

We will, we will... at some point. 

I’m very happy for both you and Hercules. 

Hopefully he likes the idea. And if not, maybe he has an idea that would work for both of you.

It sounds like he’s struggling just as much with this task during the week, unfortunately. So he probably will be open to trying anything. 

They might be pretty good at at it actually… Maybe that’ll be in one of the sequels. 

You should write in to James Cameron and tell him that, for sure. 

I feel like Ollie would love to go visit horses though? He’d be a much better excuse to get out of seeing me in a nightclub. 

I’m a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. 

Oh yeah probably. And that would be adorable. I just meant that having Ollie helps me stay elusive. 

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you. 

Chasing is running! You just get to catch a kid at the end.

Na’vi is the language, thank you. And I don’t think they have a word for that since they don’t fence. 

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s not in my head. 

Right, right. That. ...huh. Interesting. 

Well it doesn’t have to be candy. You could do like a they do at kids’ dentists offices and have like a little treasure chest of cheap things from the dollar store. And he gets to pick a prize each time. Or you could just do stickers. Or temporary tattoos. Mix it up some.

I’ll have to see what Hunter thinks since Ollie spends most of his time with him. We definitely have to have a joint approach to this because otherwise he’ll probably get confused. 

Ever the elusive one, aren’t you? But I mean, I’ve always liked getting dressing up. Ben’s just encouraged me to take it to… the next level, so to speak. 

She’s always reminded me of Bastian. I adore her. 

That’s me. Having Ollie helps. Well, if it’s something you also enjoy, then that’s great. I’m proud of you. 

I’m a damsel, I’m in distress. I can handle this.

Can you like… give him a special treat or something as a reward for going potty to reinforce it? Like a piece of candy or something?

...that’s not a terrible idea... but that would be a lot of candy...

I’m not gonna make other people look less good than me just because it’s my special day! That’s not what a kween does.

I... Alright well, I can’t argue with that. Or you. It is your wedding. I’m still gonna feel way too fancy wearing a specifically designed dress.

You have a toddler, how do you not run? 

…touche. That’s French. 

...that’s different. That’s chasing. No running unless necessary. 

Well, well. Look at you. What’s touche in .... Avatar language?

Rancher? Oh, right, Sam. Have you never done… horse stuff with him? Of course, I’m very likeable! 

Megara! From Hercules? I’m kind of going with a Disney theme for my shows. I was Merida last time. Oh, and Squishy is Bastian. 

Nope. Not yet. He keeps going on about getting me on a horse but I’ve dodged it so far. You certainly are. 

Ohhhhh. Okay. That makes more sense.

You’d be running screaming from us first i bet. 

I do not run, nor do I scream. So I’d be real shocked if that happened. ...plus there wouldn’t exactly be a far run anyways. Just right across the hall. Which also makes me wonder why you’re not bothering me more, mister. 

Just that you’d do something if it was important to your bestie, even if it wasn’t your favorite thing or whatever. Cause that’s what besties do! Well, I like you both!

Yes, please! I’m going Megara tonight in honor of my Squishy!

...I don’t know... I mean, I guess I’d try to help, but I’m no rancher. That’s good. I think we both like you back. 

...you’re doing what for who now? 

You’d be well fed!

You two would kick me out after one night, I’m sure of it. 

I didn’t mean that specifically! You and Keeg are more alike than you realize. 

I’ll say them for you when you come love on me. 

Then what did you mean?? ...Yay? 

At The Flame? 

I’m sure it will the more he does it.  Hopefully anyway… i’ve never actually been around a toddler learning to potty so I don’t really know.

I mean, if you practice anything enough you’ll get used to it.. So yeah. Also, I haven’t had any experience really prior to this now with Ollie... it’s pretty wild.