Celestial Flirtation Imminent

this place sucks I’m going home

worship and violence both require your devotion

and your hands

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

Quitting my job so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins

Retreating to a mountaintop hermitage so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins

Shedding the mortal husk to become a being of pure energy so I can dedicate more time to thinking about ground pangolins