What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

its crazy how so many hokkaido pictures just look like minnesota

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me