an encyclopedia of modern monsters

Luckily, they don't usually cause permanent damage.

After months of trying to film the elusive and beautiful Sock Monster in the wild, we have finally obtained this exclusive footage.

Be on the lookout for this gentle menace in the coming week or so.

The judge can be easily summoned by the sacred incantation, "LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE STREETS!!!"

Where-Wolves have been known to take "living in the moment" very literally.

Can the bicorn just live?!

If you or someone you know has been afflicted by a Morosopede, worry not. More and more awareness around what they are and how they affect others has made for a strong surge in support groups, crisis hotlines, and destigmatization of therapy.

Teenagers scare the living shit out of the sock monster.

Don't put your feet near them, or they'll grab at your ankles.

Occasionally, police will find a car accident in a totally barren stretch of road, and experts believe these are usually the result of fucking earworms in the vents.

I won't say that she is an inspiration to us all, but I also won't not say that.

Infestations of the Doldrums should be noted as completely separate from infestations of Morosopedes, which are far more serious.

For some reason, recorded Allihater bites have become much more widely reported with the advent of the Internet. Given they're not a new species, it is more likely that this is a correlation based on ease of reporting than caused by the Internet's existence.

It is quite difficult to be rid of The Giggles; luckily, they tend to just vanish on their own.