One star. heathen blasphemy

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

my most american trait is that i sometimes feel an emotion called “burger lust”. it is felt when my body yearns for a burger in a way that can only be equated to carnal desire. it is only felt for a burger and not any other food. does anyone else know what i am talking about

love to plan to take the train one scheduled timepoint before I would absolutely need to board, and then not leave in time, and then take the one that I really do need instead. the small pleasures of self-deception. everything works out. and I do this on a regular basis.

oh thank god you're here. i almost had to be in a group of 3 with berdley