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everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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Stranger danger. If you don't know them, Kill them

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More black princesses, more black fairies, more black mermaids, more black girls doing all the things, for fucks sake

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I’m going to take a nap, and when I get back, it better be back to normal, timblr

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hams

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Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

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“I felt dreadfully inadequate. The trouble was, I had been inadequate all along, I simply hadn’t thought about it. The one thing I was good at was winning scholarships and prizes, and that era was coming to an end.” — Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar