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fourth backpack, Akaashi Keiji

halfway there!!

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Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

After a lengthy intellectual discussion, me and my housemates have created these informational charts.

The Term “Himbo” has been thrown around lately as though it simply means a dumb and attractive man, but a true himbo is so much more than that. Imagine being out on the town with some broody, shonen protag arm-candy only to accidentally refer to them as a himbo? Yikes! So, in order to spare you from such an angsty fate, I’ve developed a simple system for discerning who is or is not a himbo. Here are the four ity’s of himbo:

Vulnerability: A proper himbo is warm, available, and kind(even if only in secret). The key here is accessibility: if you a spikey boi, you is NOT himbo.

Stupidity: Another key component of the ideal himbo; is that they are dumb, dense, or a complete imbecile. Think of IQ as a threat level. A good himbo should have a threat level somewhere in the single digit to negative range.

Dependability: The most often overlooked aspect of the himbo is their emotional intelligence, perseverance, and niche social utility. Sure ninety percent of the time they can get away with being an utter klutz or a doofus, but when the stakes are at their highest, is the himbo’s time to shine. They know just how you need that cup of tea, they can hold aggro at a high-class shingdig, and can bust out a plot relevant dish on the fly. Also they can be counted on to take out at least one of the dark lord’s top generals(though you should be ready to spoon feed your himbo while they recover from the aftermath). Be it through shear luck or plot armor, a himbo never says die. 

Titty: Big pillowy mounds that you that you can’t help but sink into. Perfect for a post battle sob-fest, a bout of flirty home kitchen hijinks, or some steamy nsfw stress relief. I wouldn’t go so far to say titty was the MOST import ity, except… IT DEFINITELY IS AND I AM NOT WRONG TO SAY IT!!!