#me in a nutshell
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#me in a nutshell

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I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. thatâs falling.
It gets betterâthe guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for âfood.â So the catâs not just saying âput that in my mouth,â itâs actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the manâs attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). Iâve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if thatâs ok with the person youâre trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out thatâs not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
Amazing.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG
signs as people I know (check moon and sun signs)
aries: passionate about finding new ways to show love and create love with others, willing to put themselves down so others feel better, warm hugs, prefers music without words because they understand the message better without words telling them, will drive you to IHOP at midnight because you forgot to eat dinner, they care about literally fucking everyone, easily accept that change is unavoidable, their exuberant energy can seem very intimidating.
taurus: art is abundant in their âsafeâ place, trying their best tbh, will put aside time that they need in order to help someone else, dislikes close minded people, sleeping prolly, has music too loud but they will tell you itâs not loud enough, thinks a shit ton about wether or not people like them but will never tell you that, actually very confident people, donât really care about what people think of them but also cares a shit ton about what people think of them, so fucking loyal and expect nothing in return.
gemini: can make anyone easily laugh, knows whatâs in and whatâs out, veryyyy generous people, pretty smiles, has good music taste because they listen to all types of music, relatable, seems very unattached to reality at times, doesnât give up something/someone if they really love them, will cook for you willingly, they are âtoo coolâ for drama but typically start drama, will spend their whole night talking to you about future goals they have and the most random shit.
cancer: hold a very warm and gentle soul, can push people away because they tend to be very possessive but that is how they show love, they need a two year break, tries really hard to be relatable, letâs people walk over them without realizing, they love to pamper themselves to show love to themselves, you feel safe in their home, trusts people really easily, can get very broken and in a bad place if you betray them so please donât honestly, when theyâre angry it can show physically (red face, angry tears, etc).
leo: can be independent when they are comfortable in the situation, typically want the best for everyone, will defend you when youâre not there, will block you if you annoy them, just want someone to chill with, secretly want a partner but wonât say that out loud, âfake fanâ, they have beautiful souls, these are the type of people you should go to last minute plans with (concerts, road trips, etc), just wanna have fun and look amazing while doing it, need/deserve love and attention from loved ones, gives you food if you forgot your lunch at home, you can see their emotions in their eyes if you look had enough.
virgo: will try to avoid being honest with you because they donât want to hurt you, is taken advantage of too often, will bring you a cookie if youâre having a bad day, courteous, organized, the person that always smiles at strangers just because, not really sure what they want out of life, can be very whiny, always want to be doing something to pretend like they have it together, if they are your friend please take advantage of how supportive they are to you, will very randomly give you compliments that can literally save your life because theyâre always very thoughtful.
libra: passionate about making othersâ lives better, cuddle bugs, energetic, gives their time to anyone who actually listens to them, thinking outside of the box, probably really pretty, kind souls but a tough exterior, wears sweats to the store because who honestly cares, makes jokes with people on line at checkout, they probably have a tradition to cook breakfast on saturdays, knows how to look good and feel good, once they find theyâre self-worth not a fucking bull-dozed can take it down, please try to fight them on facebook because you will lose.
scorpio: very honest but also very petty without shame, fun and funny, blasts old jams in their car while trying their very best to avoid accidents, hates high school and loves college, just want to find a group that they fit in with, will try their best to make your birthday amazing I swear, open minded to literally everything honestly, critical friend, will tease you about something that happened five years ago, a total nerd about things they really like, very smart and efficient if they are motivated by their passion, unique style in all ways, beautiful minds.
sagittarius: flirty and prolly is dating someone right now, wants everyone to be happy but forgets about making themselves happy, cooks pancakes for you at midnight on a Wednesday night, will almost cry but then remembers a funny video they saw and starts to laugh, hates themselves but shows themselves a lot of love, makes jokes out of their pain, lovable, look intimidating but are actually very welcoming, hides emotions like a pro, very optimistic about literally everything.
capricorn: doesnât study for tests but still gets amazing grades, can be very fake but honest with people they are close to, traditional without trying, will be there for you, they are very observant and will remember if you did something that meant a lot to them, honestly needs a hug and affection a lot more than they say, takes long hot showers to make up for the lack in physical affection, lovely people, good people to sit with in the back of the movie theater so that you can talk the whole time, will accidentally spill tea and start drama, trying their best, work well with people who have a good drive for things they are passionate about,
aquarius: so fucking funny, constantly trying to be a better person in order to make up for the shitty world, watches documentaries about the sex industry, sticks to their morals, thinks a lot about life and the meaning of all of this, thinks (knows) the government is hiding something, will kill you if you hurt an animal, super chill and loves music, passionate, indecisive to the extreme, smokes weed to see if food tastes differently, interesting individuals
pisces: very confused about life and that makes them very sad, protect them because they are amazing friends, cries about failing a lot, not judge mental, hates it when people accuse them of something they didnât do, beautiful people with caring hearts that letâs in people who shouldnât be let in, offer you a hug if they see you upset in any way, wants people to like them, trying to find who they are, tend to let people laugh at their pain, shuts down their feelings when they feel attacked.
Ok bitch this is the realist post
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Actual footage of the Cold War
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking theyâre federal law enforcement
Telling someone âYou are shitâ and âYou ainât shitâ are both insults.
But âYou are not shitâ is a reassurance
And âyou are not the shitâ is an insult
And âYou are the shitâ is a compliment.
I present to you the English language

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me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.
me, with someone Iâm interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iâd never, ever hurt a lady but Iâd be happy to punch a feminist. Itâd bring me great joy.
Iâm 6â2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youâd like to have some more optionsâŚ.
Iâm 6â4â 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iâm like 5â˛4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatâs adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and letâs be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??
âand how are you paying for your preordered copy of âSuper Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Themâ by Rubeus Hagrid?
âwith deez knutsâ
This is the funniest thing Iâve ever seen Iâve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
âŚ.. This legit just humbled me
yep, keeping this one forever
way to put things in perspective

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Don't take her for granted.
If she texts you, text her back. If she wants to hang with you, hang with her. If she wants to talk to you, talk to her. If she wants to hug you, hug her. If she wants to hold your hand, let her. Just because sheâs yours at the moment, doesnât mean she will be in the future. Treat her right or someone else will.
*slams reblog*
donât treat her right because of fear someone else might. Â treat her right because you canât help but do whatâs good for her. Â if it isnât out of love, youâre there for the wrong reasonsÂ
So sad to hear about Donald Trump. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the tragedy this morning
oh no, what happened?
This morning his white house staff found him alive and well. So sad