This is exactly it. Cregan’s expression is cutting me

[Video Description: A tiktok of a person wearing a long dress, sunglasses, and holding a white cane standing outside on concrete. They say, "I'm blind and my white cane is great and all, but lately I've just been feeling like I... people aren't giving me the space I need when I'm walking down the street." The video cuts to the person now holding a weedeater instead of a white cane. They say, "so I've been trying this new cane that promises to command respect and give me the space I deserve!" The video cuts again to them still holding the weedeater, only now it's been turned on. They say, "Downside, it's a little hard to hear the traffic. But people definitely do move. Coming through!" The video has closed captions on screen of everything the person says. End ID.]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!