The monster from under your bed tries to scare you. It messes up and you find out it is it’s first night on the job.
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The monster from under your bed tries to scare you. It messes up and you find out it is it’s first night on the job.

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Date the being from the void, they want hugs and cuddles too as the void isn’t the warmest place
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
@fossilsofadryptosaur @ocoree @carbisari @dovewithscales
I don’t think I’d seen the caves before.
look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs
a few
give or take
*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle
*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.
*me @ the monster in the closet*
Time for a bedtime story
*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them
*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop
*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.
*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day
*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!
*me @ the vampire outside my window* come In, I’m lonely
*me @ the creature chanting ominously in the corner* hey man you want the last of these cookies I made
*me @ the poltergeist on my roof* yo, you wanna see my new poecelain doll?

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A Minotaur but he’s a businessman
*gives the void a kiss*
:D
Date a girl who has 74 beautiful eyes, all around her body, that fill with love whenever their gaze lands on you.
Date nothing. Date literally nothing. Date the concept of nothing. Date the void.
I gave birth to this beast and I hate everything about it
I am terrified
Hello terrified, I’m Dad!
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A car, but instead of normal wheels it has huge buff human arms that it gallops along on
One of Jareth’s crystal orbs but alive.
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a tabletop RPG where the players can play as sentient starships or corporations or agencies or hiveminds. It was mentioned in the probably-rpgideas circle a few times but I can't find it for the life of me.
Depending on whether you’re a fan of dice or not, you’re probably thinking of either Mindjammer or Sufficiently Advanced.
The former’s a Fate Core derivative with one of the most baroque character creation systems I’ve ever seen – I say this both in admiration and as a warning. Very flexible, but you can really get lost in the weeds when exploring some of its more abstruse options; it’s literally possible to end up with a single entity whose stats are split up among multiple character sheets because different players have executive authority over different parts of it!
The latter’s a diceless game that uses formalised rules for narrative import to balance spotlight time for characters operating on totally different scales of action. You can have a baseline human and a sapient city as player characters in the same group and they’ll at least theoretically have equal influence over how the story turns out, though in practice it’ll require some deft GMing to ensure that the focus stays on situations they both have the ability to affect.
Little-Known Gods and Spirits #137: the Wyrms of Service, twin dragons who may be invoked to enforce the absolute letter of a contract. They will vigorously enforce any terms regardless of their fairness or legality, but have no power in the presence of a serving judge or magistrate, and may be warded off by reciting legal codes - it doesn’t matter which laws - in a loud, firm voice.
That pun is absolutely horrible. …Now I kinda want to only use gods whose names are puns in my games.
Other spirits and divine beings from the same pantheon include:
Mineral Wights, the ghosts of ancient kings who litigate endlessly with the dwarves over rightful ownership of the Earth’s riches
Restraining Ogres, who ensure that sacred places are not profaned by the presence of the unworthy
The Statue of Limitations, a great stern-faced monolith that offers absolution from any sin in exchange for years of one’s life
Vermin of Proof, not so much a entity as an infestation, which consume and destroy anything whose existence is undocumented
Voir Deer, which judge and find wanting
(The rites and observances of these entities are left as an exercise for the reader.)
When considering the Voir Deer, don’t forget the Vole Dire; tiny magical rodent-spirits with true sight that compel the truth, and nothing but the truth, from those who hold them u_u
Side note: they also squeak exclusively in Norman French, for some reason :| :|
Another spirit of note: the Sidebarghest. These are psychopomps, transporting those who request consultation with their chosen Power of Law to said Power. Such consultations are requested through one of three traditional pass-phrases, and they freeze time in whichever plane the consultee was transported from during their absence. Notably, anything said within one meter of a Sidebarghest cannot be heard, even by magical and divine means, by anyone or anything not party to the statement or conversation.
Side note: they’re also very gossipy creatures, and thus make great sources for news and trivia.

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A creature who doesn’t only change in size as it grows up, but changes in dimensions. It grows up, and out, and another word we don’t actually have because we can’t exist in four or more dimensions.
Before it exists, it is a zero-dimensional concept. Not even really existing. A cute nonexistent concept.
It starts off as a living, one-dimensional line. Just a tiny little baby line.
It grows up into a two-dimensional square. A small little toddler square.
It grows out into a three-dimensional cube. A cute child cube.
It grows *#@^&% into a four-dimensional tesseract. A moody teenager tesseract. A creature that we “couldn’t possibly understand! You’re not a four-dimensional being!!”
It grows âöûÿə into a five-dimensional penteract. A stressed young-adult penteract. It’s always screaming. It’s trying to communicate something but you can’t understand what it’s saying.
It grows a̶̛͔̾́͊u̸̡̱̅̄̽̀́j̴̿dt̷͇̅̉͆̍ into a six-dimensional hexeract. A mostly confused adult hexeract. It’s hard being a six-dimensional creature with all these three-dimensional creatures around not being able to comprehend your existence.
It grows a̶̛͔̼̲̾́͊u̸̡̱͓̙̥̅̄̽̀́j̴̿̍̔t̷͇̲͖̗̮̟̥̠̅̉͆̍h̶͐̆ȅ̴̊͒͐͋̅́̔͝ into a seven-dimensional hepteract. A mostly calmed down now adult hepteract. It thinks it might finally have its life together. Maybe. Hopefully.
It grows a̶̛͔̼̲̾́͊u̸̡̱͓̙̥̝̅̄̽̀́j̴̡̿̍̔t̷͇̲͖̗̮̟̥̅̉͆̍ḫ̶͐̆͜ȅ̴̢̊͒͐͋̅́̔͝ into an eighth-dimensional octeract. An oh no what’s happening to me middle aged octeract. It’s starting to stress out again how many more dimensions can it go through how many can it survive what is
It grows a̶̛͔̼̲̙̦̾́͊u̸̡̢̱͓̙̥̝̅̄̽̀́j̴̡̞̮̿̍̔t̷͇̲͖̗̮̟̥̠̠̦̅̉͆̍ḫ̶̗̫͚͐̆͜ȅ̴̢̱̫̘͇̙̊͒͐͋̅́̔͝ into a ninth-dimensional enneract. An oh no suoısuǝɯıp ǝsǝɥʇ llɐ ɥɓnoɹɥʇ ǝʌıl ʇ,uɐɔ I dlǝɥ puǝs ǝsɐǝld elder enneract.
It grows ä̴̧̮̠̎̓̑̀̅̎̅͠ù̵̧͇̥͚̣͚̝̭͂̄̾͊̉̎́̍̚ţ̶̨̞̪̗͈͎̟̹̹̃̒͑̏̈́ķ̵̨̞͎͈̼̠͔͍͖̍̎̐̄͛͑͘h̷͈̿͛̾̎͆͌͂̚ȩ̸̳͍̼̙̖̩͓̬̓͛͊̃̿́̇͜͝͠ĵ̵͈̥̼̊͂͂̈́̽̈́̐̌͜f̵͍̱̰̖͍͇̭̤̰̺̃́̈́͑̽̈̿̊u̸̘̦̲͎̙̫̒͗̋̈̈g̶̯̙̪̗̓̇̈́͑̀̿͠h̵̢̋̌́̀̐̈̈́̈́͂̚d̴̢̡̙͇̹̼̭̲̗͆́͐̀̕͝ͅ into a t̸̨̧͈̜̖͚̉̅͂͐͋̃́͜ẽ̸̠̦͎̦͌͊͆̏̏͌͐ñ̵̤͕͇̟̈́̒͑̓̿͋t̵̫͕͓͊̀̿̆͌̉h̸̝̻̝̯̖͍͔̃̀͂̆ͅ-̷͓̘̬́͊̄̔͗̀̍͘̕d̴̛̫͙͍̝̖̟̪͕͖̜͋͂̆̓̿͂̕̚͝ì̵̧̩͈̠͉͜͠m̵̢̲̱͈̀̅e̸͔͙̖̙̙͔̫̦̒̊n̸͍͖̎̐͒̽͝s̸̛̙i̵͕̒̅̑̌̽̄̚o̴͉͙̜͛̏̐̏͘n̵̤͇͌̈̑ä̵̝̫̥́̔̈́͐͂̕͜ͅl̵͕̭͚͓̻̫̦̩̩͊ dekeract. An aaaa A̵̡̰̻̗̼̟̤̹̱̻̽̅͛̈́̎̂͐̓̐Á̴̢̢͇͓̟̪͎͙̭͈̓̅̈Ą̷̪̤̻͖̼̟͉̦̰͐͒̀̀̓̑͑̚A̶̡̡̡̪̫̺̱̰͕̲͊̀͑͗͆̈́̇̀̐͠Ą̵̧̫̰͍̭̠̮͌̈́Ḧ̸̛̺̼́̏͊͆̕͝ ̸̠̜̪̤̥͚̻́̍̂Í̴̮̱̲͇̆͋̾̉̑̎̉̋͝ ̵͉̗͈̂͑́̎C̷̡̞̜̬̳̾͆̊͐̐͐͘̚Ä̴̢̱̲́̐N̶̨̛̜̝͖̿̍̆̈́͐̈͝'̶̨̠̖͚̖̰͓̻̠͋̇̓ͅT̴̖̈́̆̾ ̶̬͇͎̽͗̑̔̃́̇̚D̶̡̳̘̜̞̦̩͚͋ ̶̮̱̱̙̤̩̖̗͇̗̀͛̿͋Ǫ̷̨̳̺̫̥̯̘̎̅͛̐̅ ̶̨̘̭̻̰̠̜̭͈͙̃͌͗̏Ţ̷̺͉̳̽͂̌̍ ̶͇̬̙̱̖̃͊̈́̌̕H̷̼̬̮̱̽͛͆̒̇̆̐̇̆̚ͅ ̵̧̛͆͌͑̌͊̈́͐̕͝Ḯ̶̲̝̪S̶̛͔̈́̎͛̂̚ ̵̥̙̝́́͊̀̇͆͝S̸͔͎̝̖̬̑̀̈́͜ͅK̸̢͔̩͓̗̪̫̤̱̦͑͒͊̈́̚͠͝J̴̻͍̳̞͇̙̊͑̍̈́͝D̶̨͖͙̱̼̺̅̑͂̆K̵̨͓̫̄͊̋͊͘ͅŞ̵̦̖͕̼͛̐̏J̸͓̠͈̠̯̫͊̓̇̈̀̂̅͘̚͝k̸̺̤̟͓͑̊̂̅̾͜͝ͅj̴̡̨̥̲̳̘͓̘̩͚͂d̵̘͚̩͎͊K̶͍͎̫̜̣͕͕̥̿͘D̷͔̝͖͍̈́̐̃̀̄͜J̶̢͇͖̬̞̹̙̥͖̟̈́̓͊̈̓̓̕ senile dekeract.
It grows.
It grows.
It Grows.
Í̵̥̩̖̖͚̮͆̈̑̉̄̿̂̅T̵̺̬͔̗̼͓̠̥̹͆̿̅̆͛͆ ̸̼͚̌̓̿G̷̝̪̘̖̝̭̈́́ͅR̶̩̤̠̪̻͛̎̃́͊̕̕̚͝͝O̸̢͔͇͓͚̗̫̭̒͜Ẁ̶͈͙̣̬̭͓̳̜̪S̴̯̬̳̱̟̞̪͎̅͑̌͊̄̋͠
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An organic-looking artificial lifeform and an artificial-looking organic lifeform who are in love.