So, My name is Spine, I'm an aspiring artist with a bunch of interests, which will be tagged below, and I used to have a blog here before, called Myspinehasexploded.
Unfortunately, I lost that account, because ya girl got โจscammedโจ and I had to make a new one.
If you used to follow me, welcome back, and if you're new to me, hi. Welcome.
Also, I'd love to answer if anyone has any questions about my characters!
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To note: I'm not an x reader writer like I used to be and I ain't starting again but I do love writing headcanons for my babies.
Blade:
โข"I got better shit to do than this."
โขHe's still not moving though, is he?
โขIs very warm.
โขRests his chin on your head
โขMakes you feel extremely safe.
โขProbably rubs his thumb back and forth over your wrist or where your pulse point is on your neck.
โขGrumbles
โข"Could be out there, killin' suckheads... You really that comfy like this?"
โขYou're already half-asleep.
โขHe finds this adorable.
โขYou could not torture that admission out of him.
Wade Wilson:
โข"Yeah? You wanna get all snuggly with the ugly duckling, babycakes?"
โขHe smells like bacon (I had a huge scar on my knee once, it smelled like bacon no matter how much I washed, and he's covered in scars, so...). And a lot of cologne, like he's really trying to cover up the bacon part. Also there's some bleachy, lemony something or other in the mix.
โขWill pull you RIGHT on top of him.
โขHis arms are tight around you and you can't move or otherwise he'll complain
โข"You're making friction happen. It's making me feel some very un-wholesome things during this very wholesome cuddle, snookums."
โขThere will be groping. You're going to have to accept that.
โข"That? Oh, my hand just rested there. Naturally."
โขWill NOT shut up.
โขMight start trying to quietly serenade you.
โข"Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose..."
Peter Parker:
โขYou snuggle up to his side and he has to hide his delight.
โข"Oh, hey. Just... Make yourself comfortable."
โขHe'll pull you into his side and maybe kiss your forehead more than once
โขHis hands roam. Not because he's trying to escalate anything! He just... Does Not Know Where To Put Them.
โขOne's playing with your hair. The other's on your thigh. Then the one in your hair is on your hip and the other is screwing with your fingers.
โขEventually, you hold one and rest your palm over the other when it wraps around your waist. Just to keep him still.
โขHe talks a lot, but not in a Wade way.
โขFunny stories from patrols, stupid nerd facts, goofy little anecdotes about the best places to get food in Queens.
โขEventually, he'll get quieter. Softer. He'll tell you secrets, little things no one else knows.
โข"Sometimes I wonder if I was supposed to get bitten. If it wasโgod, this sounds lameโfate, or something. If I was supposed to become Spider-Man, or if I was just... In the right place at the right time. Makes me wonder if it would've led to you either way."
โขHe yawns like a cat; silent and adorable. When he gets quieter, he gets sleepy.
โขThis is your favorite version of him.
Kurt Wagner:
โขIf you're laying down, he's there, right on top of you, eyes glowing like a cat.
โข"Care if I join you, schatzi?"
โขNot that it really matters.
โขYou're stuck now. Better hope you don't have to pee or something. He'll pout.
โขYou called him your 'sexy weighted blanket' once. He found this absolutely hilarious.
โข"I suppose I am very fuzzy. Just like a blanket, ya? Your favorite blanket."
โขHe'll nip at your neck, just because he likes doing it.
โขIf you play with his hair or scratch his back, he purrs.
โขHe almost always falls asleep.
โขIt's not his fault his partner is so comfy!
Steve Rogers:
โขOh my god.
โขThis is the safest you will ever feel.
โขHe likes holding you after particularly taxing days.
โขRubs your back or upper arm
โขActs like you're the one who needs the relaxation.
โขTalks all sweet and quiet
โข"You're so good for me. I don't know what I did to deserve you, but I'm gonna keep doing it."
โขHe's warm-ish; just a little cold, like when you flip over a pillow mid-sleep.
โขThe serum made him the perfect soldier but it also made him the perfect cuddle buddy
โขHe smells like liberty and the best cologne you will ever smell. What is that? Pine? Bergamot?
โขEven if you ask, you won't get a good answer.
โข"Oh, my cologne? I don't know. I... I just bought what smelt the best."
โขGod, he's just ever-so-slightly ridiculous.
โขYou love him.
Johnny Storm:
โขIt is... Warm.
โขSeriously. You may start sweating while spooning.
โขHe heats up more when he's happy, and, well... He's really happy when he's with you.
โขIf you try to get some distance from your warm-ass boyfriend, he will not be having it.
โข"Hey, hey, hey, no. Where're you going, firefly?"
โขYou mumble about the heat, and he pouts, nuzzling into your neck like if a furnace were a puppy were a human.
โข"You can't handle a little heat? Baby, it's what you sign up for when you date the Human Torch!"
โขHe'll roll you over onto your back just so he can lean over you and present his best puppy eyes.
โข"Come on. Stay."
โขIt's unfair. He knows you're weak for him.
โขSo, you stay, and he lays down right on top of you, and you're still sweating.
โขAfter a bit, he feels a little bad.
โข"...I'll turn on the ceiling fan."
Matt Murdock:
โข"Come here, please."
โขIt's soft, quiet, coming from the either the bedroom or the couch, depending on how lazy he's feeling.
โขHe waits until your footsteps pause in the doorway, and then he deploys his methods of manipulation.
โขHis arms go out, he offers his most adorable smile, and you're sold. He doesn't even need to ask out right.
โขYou lay down beside him, he pulls you close enough to drape over his chest.
โข"Just... Stay. Like this. For a little while."
โขEverything is quiet. You usually fall asleep, but not Matt.
โขHe counts heartbeats and breaths, he rubs your back, sometimes he'll give you a shoulder massage, if you stay awake long enough for it.
โขHe cherishes the fact that you feel safe enough with him to be like this.
โขSometimes he'll ask you to bring whatever book you've been reading. He loves listening to your voice.
โขYou play with his hair between page turns, all the other noises in the world go silent for once.
Peter Quill:
โขThere are three things Peter loves doing with you when it's quiet and nobody else is around.
โขDancing, you can probably guess the second, and... Cuddling.
โขHe loves it the most, honestly.
โขHe specifically likes pulling you into his side, ear buds shared, listening to music and eating whatever unhealthy space snacks are in the bulkhead.
โขHe'll attempt to feed you things you've already wrinkled your nose at.
โขNo, I swear, I know it looks gross, and it smells gross, but once you get past the first couple chews, it's great, baby!"
โขHe'll tell you stories about his adventures, movie plots that he's passing off as his adventuresโyou've seen every single one, but you don't call him out on itโand little memories he has with certain songs.
โขHis arm is around your shoulders or waist, and his fingers never quite stop tapping out beats on you.
โขHe's always fidgeting.
โขHe'll start singing to you, if there's a long pause in conversation
โข...He's not good at singing.
โข"If you like piรฑa coladas, or getting caught in the rain..."
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I honestly love that Sterling Archer is, to my knowledge, canonically neurodivergent. I just love the casual representation. Also Archer. I love Sterling Archer so much
love seeing revisionism in the wild โfree the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where thatโs still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuffโno it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts arenโt fucking sexual organs.
I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.
There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.
And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.
But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.
"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.
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I've decided to make Alexander buff. Because she's married to a buff-ass guy, and has a buff-ass daughter, and none of my Alexes look that muscular when I draw them, and that's a problem.
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Alexis, when her story starts, actually has short, reddish brown hair. Whenever whatever arc she goes through happens, it's long, and she bleaches it. I don't usually draw her with the brown hair, because I'm always drawing her with her guys, or in her secondary vigilante outfit. Here's her as both, plus her and Wade, being a nuisance.