My Request Blog

I can do other characters, but if you don’t specify which characters you want I will choose from these

I’ve had this idea in my head for a while now.

Bear with me.

I know this wasn’t requested but I wanted to put it here anyway because I have no other place to put it.

I asked this bc I just wanted to write this

just a warning-

🔞🔞🔞

-That man eats pussy like a starving man

-He’s a simple guy who prefers the more “classic” positions, but is up for anything

-He doesn’t care how tiny your body is, he’s making it fit regardless

-The mask stays ON during sex

-He will 100% grab you and pull you into an alley to do it, and doesn't care who hears

-If he’s tired, he’ll sometimes pass out between your legs

-If he gets jealous, the moment he gets you alone, he’s fucking you until you can’t move anymore

-Lovebites are never not there after. Most break the skin which makes you bleed, but he just licks up the blood and kisses you

-He LOVES your legs. Thighs, calves, hips, all of it

-Very handsy, squeezing your ass, hips, and boobs every chance he gets

-He sometimes stops in the middle just to kiss you, even though he doesn’t need to stop to kiss you, he feels it conveys his emotions better if he stopped, similar to turning down the music to see better

-If you’re in the mood, he immediately drops everything and hops to it

-He loves flirting, even in the middle of everything

-He loves kissing your body all over, which leads to more love bites

-He’s not super vocal, but he pants and growls like a dog

-Even though he’s heavy enough and strong enough to make it so you can’t stop him, he always listens when you say “no”

-He loves falling asleep with you next to him after everything and waking up to see you still smothered in his bear hug

-Aftercare is always necessary for him. He pampers you after, making sure you’re okay before doing his “rounds”

-He turns into a complete cuddlebug after sex, with nuzzling and hugs galore

-Makes you food afterwards

I’M SOSOSOSOSO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

You rubbed your arms as the rumble grew louder. Storms made you nervous, but you didn’t want to worry the guys. You took a deep breath, but you tensed up again as soon as the next lightning sounded. Stars was behind you sitting on the floor in the middle of a pillow fort and the remains of a pillow fight, letting the others use him as a pillow. Most of them were asleep. You hugged your knees to your chest and and squeezed your eyes shut. You jumped as you felt a hand on your shoulder.

“Human? Are you alright?”

You almost didn’t recognize his voice since he wasn’t shouting, but was Swap.

“O-oh! I’m fine. Just a little bit tired.”

Swap gave you an inquisitive look.

“Then come and cuddle with us.”

You shook your head.

“I’m fine. Stars only has so much cloak he can use as a pillow for us, anyways.”

A soft voice whispered from behind you.

“I have plenty of cloak to go around. Come here.”

You hesitated and glanced at Stars.

“Are you sure? I can just go to my room-“

Fell grumbled, half asleep, and walked over and picked you up like a princess before carrying you over and plopping you down next to Dings and Blindy.

“There. Now quit yappin’. I’m tryin’ ta’ sleep.”

You blinked in surprise as Wingdings rolled over in his sleep and hugged you. Blindy smiled in his slumber when he felt the cloak change to accommodate your weight. He gently took your hand in his and squeezed it slightly. Stars spoke again.

“Don’t try to hide it. We have experience with seeing hidden emotions from Wingdings. We care about you.”

Swap nodded.

“You don’t have to deal with stress alone, little human. You can trust us.”

He smiled.

No energy for anything but incorrect quotes

enjoy 🥲

Y/N: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.  Y/N: No, that’s Ash… I’m your nicest friend.  Y/N: No, Sal... I’m your friend!

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Ash: Larry is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.

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Todd, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?  Y/N: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.  Ash: I personally was created in a lab.  Sal: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Larry: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?  Todd: How does it WALK??  Larry: Larry: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

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Y/N: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!  Sal: Already done. Todd: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illega- WHAT-

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Y/N: Okay, two person huddle.  Sal: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug. -

Ash: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Larry, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!  *silence*  Larry: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!  Sal: You didn’t clap either-  Larry: SHUT UP!

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Y/N: So, what's for dinner?  Ash, staring at the food she burnt: Regret.

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Larry: Todd! This soup is flaccid!  Todd: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Larry: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?  Ash: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Ash: Y/N...  Y/N: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Todd: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.  Y/N: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.  Larry: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?  Todd, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Ash, about Y/N: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?  Larry: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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Y/N: Hey Todd.  Todd: *punches Y/N in the stomach*  Y/N: What the fuck?  Todd: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!  Y/N: What the fuck are you talking about?  Todd: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.  Sal: See ya! *leaves*  Y/N: I'm not pregnant!  Todd: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.  Y/N: I was never pregnant, Todd!  Todd: Are... you sure?  Y/N: Yes I'm fucking sure!  Larry: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?  Todd: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—  Larry: *punches Y/N in the stomach*  Y/N: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Ash: What do we say when making bread?  Y/N, glumly: That's the dough rising.  Ash: And what do we NOT say?  Larry, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

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Larry: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.  Y/N: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Y/N, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.  Todd: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?  Y/N: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Larry: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.  Todd: What?  Larry: Good luck.

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Larry and Y/N are fighting*  Todd, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!  *Larry and Y/N start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

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Todd: I've been expecting you, Sal.  Sal: How did you do that without turning around?  Todd: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

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Y/N: What type of dog is this?  Todd: That’s a tortoise.

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Y/N: You know what your problem is?  Ash: I only have one?

Y/N:

Ash:

Y/N: I was going to do the “you’re cute nobody ever tells you to shut your pie hole” thing but now I have an urge to comfort you.

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Sal: Damn, the power went out.  Y/N: Don’t worry, I got this.  Y/N: *stomps foot*  Sal: What-?  Y/N: *Sketchers light up*

Larry: COOOOL!

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Larry: Todd, we're hungry!  Y/N: Todd! What's for dinner?  Sal: We're hungry, Todd!  Todd, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Ash: I haven't seen Y/N and Larry for fifteen minutes now.  *Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Y/N and Larry running after it in a panic. Ash doesn't look outside at all.*  Ash: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

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Ash: Where are my fucking keys?  Larry: Ash, Y/N is around, can you say it a little nicer?  Ash: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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Ash: I just ended a five year relationship.  Y/N: Oh no, are you okay?  Ash: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

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Larry, admiring a sleeping Y/N:You’re so cute.  Y/N, sleepily: I could beat your ass.  Larry, lovingly: I know.

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Ash: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!  Larry: You should say something else.

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Larry: Why is Y/N crying?  Ash: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-  Y/N: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!  Larry: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-  Y/N: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!  Larry: NOOOOOOOOO!

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Y/N, looking at their reflection:Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?  Sal: Well, that's you.  Y/N: Me?! Is that what I look like?  Sal: You don't know?  Y/N: Busy day.

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Larry: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?  Todd: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Larry: Adulting is hard.  Larry: How do I quit?  Todd: Time travel.  Sal: Die.

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Ash: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.  Ash: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.  Ash: But who's to say.  Larry: I think France isn't real.  Y/N: Larry, you've been to France.  Larry: And???

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Larry: Here you go, Y/N, a nice hot cup of coffee!  Y/N: It's cold.  Larry: A nice cup of coffee.  Y/N: It's horrible!  Larry: Cup of coffee.  Y/N: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.  Larry: C U P.

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Y/N: Dom or sub?  Sal: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Y/N (brainstorming ideas for pranking Larry): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?  Todd: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.  Y/N: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?  Todd: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Y/N.

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Sal, skipping rocks on a lake with Y/N: It’s such a beautiful evening.  Y/N: Yeah, it is.  Y/N: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Y/N: I have issues.  Larry: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-  Y/N: With you.

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Alrightie

Here we go

When you came out to him, he hugged you and told you that “I accept you for who you are. No matter what you’ll always be my darling. I love you.”

He doesn’t tell anyone until he gets the ‘ok’ from you to do so

He will punch anyone who tells you you’re “just confused”

He respects your decision and doesn’t mind having you be trans. He kind of likes it.

He doesn’t act any different around you, aside from using your preferred pronouns and giving you rainbow related gifts and such

He will cuddle you after karens yell at you for being trans. He will also kill said karens in a very gruesome way

His adoration for you is unchanged and he’s as obsessive as ever. (Maybe more so)

If a man makes fun of you: ✂️🍆. If a girl makes fun of you: ✂️🍒

He will 100% pay if you want top surgery or a gender change operation, but he won’t tell you it was him so that you don’t reject the opportunity

He will give you cutesy pet names according to your pronouns

Sans: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?  Y/N: It was autocorrect.  Sans: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?  Y/N: Yes.

~~~

Sans: Y/N is playing hard to get.  Sans: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

~~~ Sans: *angrily presses Y/N against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!  Y/N: ...  Y/N: Are we about to kiss-

~~~

Sans: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-  Y/N: I wrote you a poem.  Sans, already crying:You did?

~~~ Y/N: The stars are so beautiful...  Sans: They're just giant balls of gas.  Y/N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-  Sans: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.  Y/N: Oh...

~~~ Y/N: What are you in the mood for?  Sans: World domination.  Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.  Sans: You are my world.  Y/N: Aww...  Sans:  Y/N:  Sans:  Y/N: OH.

~~~ Sans: Did it hurt when you fell-  Y/N: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-  Sans: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.  Y/N: ...  Sans: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

~~~ Y/N: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Sans is? Because Sans is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

~~~ Sans walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Y/N, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.  Y/N, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

~~~ Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.  Sans: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

~~~ Sans: Is something burning?  Y/N, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.  Sans: Y/N, the toaster is literally on fire. ~~~ Y/N: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.  Sans: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?  Y/N: Seize the dick.

~~~ Sans: Where are you going?  Y/N: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!  Sans: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!  Papyrus, knowing full well that Sans got Y/N an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

~~~ Y/N: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?  Sans: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?  Papyrus: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

~~~ *at 3am*  Papyrus: *runs into Sans’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!  Sans: *wakes up* Wha-!  Papyrus: *cackles*  Y/N: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Sans* What the fuck, man?  Papyrus: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

~~~ Papyrus: Hey, what’s up?  Sans: The sky.  Papyrus: No, I meant like, what are you doing?  Sans: Oh, Y/N.  Y/N: *highfives Sans* Nice!

~~~ Papyrus: I like your top, Y/N!  Sans: I have a name, you know.  Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

~~~ Papyrus: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Sans recently.  Y/N: No, Papyrus, it's not what it looks like, I swear.  Papyrus: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?  Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me.  Papyrus: Is that so?  Y/N: I promise! Sans and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.  Papyrus: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?  Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!  Papyrus: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?  Y/N: Of course bro!  Papyrus: Bro...  Sans: What the-

~~~ Y/N, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?  Papyrus: Sans's in the kitchen.

~~~ Papyrus: Sans doesn’t deserve you.  Papyrus: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.  Y/N: I'm gone.  Papyrus: Now go chop their dick off.

~~~ Sans: Are you a painting?  Y/N: What-?  Sans: Because I want to pin you to a wall.  Papyrus: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

~~~ Gaster: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.  Papyrus: I sleep with a knife.  Y/N: Both of you are pathetic.  Gaster: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?  Y/N: Sans.

~~~ Gaster: *about Sans and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?  Papyrus: They certainly are standing next to each other.

~~~ Gaster: What’s the announcement, Y/N?  Y/N: It’s a lecture. Papyrus’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.  Sans: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

~~~ Y/N: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.  Sans: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.  Everyone at the table: *silence*  Papyrus: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!  Gaster: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

~~~

Sans: Y/N! I can't do this stupid math!  Y/N: What’s the math problem?  Sans: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.  Gaster, covering Papyrus's ears, while Y/N smacks Sans upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

~~~ Papyrus: Y/N, you'll be working with Gaster and Sans.  Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!  Everyone else: *blank stares*  Y/N: ...Of people on a team.

~~~ Papyrus: Do you love Sans?  Y/N: Yeah, I do.  Papyrus: Gaster! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!  Gaster: We all love Sans. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.  Y/N: I thought that was implied.  Gaster: ...  Papyrus: ...  Y/N, looking straight at Gaster: Congrats Papyrus, you just won 100 bucks.

~~~ Y/N: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.  Papyrus: Throw rocks at he.  Sans: Hot Dogs.  Gaster: Kill him.  Y/N: Thanks guys.

~~~ Papyrus: Why do you look like that?  Y/N, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?  Papyrus: Like you’re dead.  Y/N: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.  Gaster: Y/N accidentally called Sans “babe” in front of everyone today.  Y/N: *sobs into the floor*

~~~ Sans: That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me.  Papyrus: Yes they do.  Gaster: Yes they do.  Y/N: Yes I do.

How would Yandere Chrollo react to a reader also being attracted to women? I think it would be funny as he internally screams recalling everytime his s/o gets flustered by a women but thought nothing of it.

Your ask is perfectly fine my dude 👍

He would make a face like Saitama at the first mention of you being bisexual because he’s upset at having let so many possible rivals live just because he didn’t properly assess the situation

He accepts the fact that you are bisexual and has no major issues with it (aside from more rivals ofc)

He’d probably try to distance you from the female troupe members as well as the male. Especially Hisoka

He supports LGBTQ+ and always has since he is asexual himself

He he would act feminine if that’s what you prefer and would actually wear a dress if you asked him to

He can and will use his stolen abilities to change shape to seduce you but he hates lying to you so he confesses quickly

(On Hiatus!)

(Rated mature due to trigger warnings such as cheating and forced marriage)

Sunlight shone through the window, and hit your face. You try to block the sun, but it blinds you regardless. The bed heaves as your husband sits up. You had just gotten married a few months ago. It was an arranged marriage. Your family wanted a power, his family wanted wealth. And so the union was formed.

You and he tried to stay away from each other, and tried not to talk or interact unless necessary. It was an unspoken agreement between you two, since you barely knew each other, and you weren't exactly fond of each other either.

"I'm gonna be gone fer the day again."

He grumbled.

You didn't really care. You just wanted to rest. The bed rocked as Sans got up. He got dressed, and left quickly.

It takes about an hour for you to release you weren't gonna get any more sleep. You get up, and pug on the outfit the maids set out for you. A simple baby blue gown with white lace and a lovely hairpin with a butterfly on it. You make your way to the kitchen to see your maid Alice looking lost.

Alice is a sweet and quiet girl a few years younger than you, with short,

curly, always messy brown hair that's so dark it's almost black. She had patches of vitiligo that you thought was beautiful. Her eyes were a deep brown that matched her hair. She was short and cubby and looked exhausted no matter the situation.

"Alice? Are you alright?"

Alice jumped a bit, as she hadn't seen you yet.

"Ah! M'lady! We appear to be out of fruit, and I was going to take a pie to the lord's brothers. The loud one had asked for me to make him one!"

Alice froze.

"Please don't tell anyone I called lord

Papyrus loud, m'lady."

You chuckle.

"I won't tell. I promise."

Just then, you got an idea.

"Why don't we go shopping? I haven't been out of the house in awhile, and I'm sure we have more than just fruit that we're out of.'

Alice smiled and clapped.

"A fine idea m'lady!"

You grab your purse, and put on some white dress gloves. You make Alice wear a dress and hat of yours. It was olive green, with little beads sewn onto the waist and hat brim. You take a carriage to the city, and hop off at Camden and walk into the bustling marketplace.

The scents of fresh bread, sweets, and flowers filled the air. Sellers were shouting out deals for their wares and beckoning people to consider buying. You smiled. You loved visiting Camden Markets. You noticed a bunny monster selling echo flowers at a booth. Echo flowers only grew under Mount.Ebott. You noticed a red one that hadn’t bloomed yet. It looked like it was almost ready to open. They say red echo flowers will hold a message given to them until they bloom. You decided to buy it.

“That’ll be 100 gold. No bargaining.”

You sigh, and hand the bunny monster the money. You picked up the flowerpot and held it close to your body so it wouldn’t fall and break. Alice looked inquisitive.

“I got it for Sans. I thought he might miss the underground so I decided to get this for him.”

Alice hugged you.

“You’re so kind m’lady!”

You shake your head.

“As his wife it’s my duty to keep him happy and content. He’s been stressed lately and I want to help.”

~~~Timeskip~~~

You were helping Alice bring the groceries to the carriage when she suddenly stopped and you bumped into her back. You looked at her face and she looked stunned.

“Alice?”

She pointed and your eyes followed her finger to see your husband kissing a girl with a brown bob. A shadow cast over your face.

When she saw your expression, Alice marched over to Sans and slapped him. Hard.

“HOW DARE YOU!? MISS Y/N HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND AND LOYAL TO YOU, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HER?! YOURE DESPICABLE!”

Alice yelled obscenities at Sans until you pulled her away. She continued screaming at him until you were in the moving carriage and out of sight.

(Maybe add some spice?)

I can do dat

(Btw this is how I understand the difference between the two)

Fellswap Sans/Val:

Val gritted his teeth. You were cleaning a few chips in his skull that he got from fighting a particularly nasty monster with an attitude. You sigh and sit back on your knees.

“I’m gonna need to take off your shirt and pants so I can get to the other injuries.”

He sat still for a moment, and grinned. He crossed his legs and arms.

“You’re going to have to work for it, darling.”

You blush a bright red, and prepare to move his legs with your hands. You slip your hand under his leg, and you fingers gently curl around his tibia, as your thumbs gently slide across the bone, you can feel his leg shiver ever so slightly. You begin to lift his leg when he spoke.

“What are you doing?”

You tilt your head at him in confusion. Val looked away and covered his face with his hands.

“Carry on.”

You are confused for a while, but when you touch his leg again, he shivers and you figure out what he meant. You decide to play into it. You gently walk your fingers up his femur until you get to his shirt. You gently slip your fingers under it and lift it off of him.

“Human, what are you doing?”

You give him a small sly smile.

“Oh~ I see~”

He murmured.

“Well then. Don’t let me keep you.”

You then proceeded to grab disinfectant and gauze and clean and bandage the wound at lightning speed. He didn’t know what hit him.

You grin and boop his nose.

You roll up his pant legs and clean and bandage what’s left. Val stays silent the rest of the time.

When you turn to leave his room, the door slams and locks itself. The lights dim, and you feel yourself being lifted into the air. You blinked, and suddenly you were straddling him.

“You naughty little girl.”

He purred in your ear.

When you were a couple feet away from the corner you bumped into someone.

“I’m so sorry! I apologize, I wasn’t looking where I was going.”

You rub your nose as it was now sore. You heard an odd sound. You looked up, and froze.

There was something in front of you that you had never seen before. It looked to be around six to seven feet tall, taller than you at least, and it’s skin, or what you assumed acted as his skin, was pure white save for its fingers which were a deep midnight blue. It had many eyes on rows of midnight blue protrusions on it’s head. It wore only a loincloth. It just stared at you menacingly. You didn’t move. Your ‘fight or flight’ instinct must have broken, because you were like a deer in the headlights. It stepped closer to you. You felt tears well up in your eyes. You didn’t know what to do. It reached towards you. You squeezed your eyes shut.

You heard sound similar to someone trying to talk underwater.

“̷☟︎◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎.”

It pokes your cheek. You feel like it doesn’t mean you harm. You blink away the tears, and look at the creature. It stares at you.

“W-what do you want from me?”

You stutter. It tilts its head like a confused puppy.

“✋︎ ♎︎□︎■︎❼︎⧫︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎.”

“…What?”

*It shrugs*

“What are you?”

It looks around. What made it creepy is that it didn’t move its head. It’s many eyes swiveled in different directions. You wince. It notices a coal chunk in a homeless man’s barrel fire, and grabs it directly from the flames. The man is asleep, and doesn’t notice. The coal is still glowing with heat as the blue and white creature writes something on the concrete.

‘cvRs3’

“You’re a… -a curse..?”

It nodded.

“So I can’t get rid of you? You’re just stuck to me?”

It paused, as though contemplating something. It wrote on the ground again.

*Ahem*

The Finger Bearer found a human and decided to stay until her SOUL was ripe and ready to be consumed. All he must do is wait and he will become even stronger than Sukuna once her SOUL is his. But what will happen when he decides that maybe he doesn’t want to kill her? What will happen if he decides he enjoyed her company? What will happen if the strongest sorcerer gets involved? What will happen if he tries to intervene in their friendship? What will happen when a certain sweet young bullied boy owes her a life debt? What will happen? What shenanigans will this ragtag duo get up to?

Maybe creepypasta boys getting confessed to on leap day?

Please?

Sure

Jeff:

You confess shyly and he finds it fucking adorable

He’ll accept your feelings but won’t look at you when he does because he looks like a tomato

I know it’s random but please-

Oh hell yea

Let’s do this

Sans:

You stumble into the room he’s in and wobble over to a wooden bear statue

You drop to your knees and ask it to marry you, and refer to it with Sans’ name

He starts laughing his ass off, and it takes him a while to calm back down

You look back and forth between Sans and the statue and mumble confusedly about there being two Sans’s before passing out on the floor

After he finishes another laughing fit, he picks you up, and carries you to bed

He tucks you in, and kisses your forehead

Papyrus:

You propose to a coat rack

He just watches from afar

He is very amused

He doesn’t realize you think it’s him until you mention his name

He gets extremely flustered, and tells you off

When you pass out, he will pick you up like a princess and carry you to bed

Gaster:

You propose to a folded porch umbrella in this one

He just glares at the umbrella as though it is a rival for your love

You fall asleep on his shoulder

He will stay with you until he knows you’ll be safe alone