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An iceberg may have taken down the titanic, but heteronormativity sinks all of my ships

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

is this a gang of hagrids

when kristen stewart goes full dyke it makes my heart sing

If you hear the cops coming, use Roundup to get rid of all the weed

boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

These are their stories

The pizza tracker is there so you can make sure you have clothes on before someone knocks on your door.

Trail mix: raisins only

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