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Nick: Except there are some major differences. Like the fact that we're significantly less awkward than we were at fourteen. And I sweat significantly less. Okay, cool. I can roll with that. I do have one request for one plan, though. Let me take you out for a picnic date in Central Park. It doesn't have to be tomorrow or the next day, just before we go.

Nick: Well, I have you to thank for all of it, so thank you. You're right, you're right. By bad I actually meant the best. It's never a bad time when you're around so I'm definitely not complaining. Let's do it then. Should we set up a list of places we want to go? Or keep on with this string of being spontaneous and decide as we go?

Nick: As long as I get to keep you around, I'm down to be more spontaneous. You bring that side out in me. Either that or you're a bad influence. Either way, I like it. Let's do it again. And again. Until we get bored and have to get back to real life.

Nick: Spontaneous isn't really my thing, but I'm glad you invited me out to SNL. You truly did not disappoint and I'm so impressed by you and all your talent. Plus it was great having a night out in NYC.

Nick: Whatever the sound, I'm looking forward to hearing it. In my opinion, there's no sound that you can't do and I'm pretty sure you've done almost all of them as it is anyway. They've all been great albums and I have no doubts this one is probably going to go down as one of my favorites.

Nick: Of course, of course. Gino and I over here are the head of the Miley Cyrus fan club. Hey, I know there's been some rumors but when we have something solid you'll definitely be the first to know. Maybe we could get you on. a track?

Miley: Aw, thanks Nicky. I'm really excited and super proud of this album. I can't wait for the world to hear it. I especially can't wait to hear what you think.

Nick: I've seen people online basically begging for you to record a rock album, and I have to say I'm in agreement with those people. Your voice is just fit for rock. You have Joan Jett on the new album, right? That's pretty exciting stuff.

Nick: I've got a countdown on my phone set up and everything. I even have the pre-order ready so that when it comes out, it'll automatically download straight to my phone. Hmm, I think we can manage to give you that. I can't imagine the fans would be against it in any way. I'll talk to the guys about it.

Miley: Well this album is certainly more rock than anything I've put out before. But I'm sure people will still be begging for another rock album regardless. I did get lucky enough to work with Joan Jett herself. I'm still in disbelief about that one.

Nick: So, Sophie is absolutely obsessed with your cover of Heart of Glass still. I can't go over there without hearing it blasting from some room of their place.

Nick: Congrats on the success of that all, by the way. Everyone was obsessed with it and rightfully so. And all of your new singles are great, as well. I'm really looking forward to your album.

Miley: You know, I've gotten so many compliments on that cover. I feel like I need to just bite the bullet and make a full on old school rock album. Maybe if I'm lucky enough, I'll get to sing some duets with some classic rock legends themselves.

Nick: Plus we were stuck in that whole Disney machine for so long, you know? I definitely think that fucked with us a lot. It was too hard to date anyone because it'd be blown up or shamed. I'll never forget all the fucking judgement from the purity rings. So glad that part of life is officially over.

Nick: I feel like I spent a lot of my life hung up on you and then some brief but pretty serious relationships in between. I guess I've just never been the hookup kind of dude.

Nick: Perfect, I can't wait. It'll be nice to actually catch up in person.

Miley: I know what you mean. I spent literally all of my teenaged years and a good portion of my early 20s hung up on you. I don't mind the occasional hookup. But I'm definitely more of a relationship kind of girl.

Nick: Well, a little break from everything isn’t bad. I mean, you’ve been dating someone all of your life basically since you were pretty young. It may be your time to just focus on self love and all of that. Oh yeah. I try not to think about that all that much. That was rough.

Nick: I would love that. Are you free tomorrow? I can come by then.

Miley: I pretty much have been dating someone my entire life. I went from you, to Justin, to you again, then Liam. With a few hookups and short lived things in between. I know. I'm sorry.

Nick: Yeah, I know. And you always only deserve the best and nothing less than that. You deserve someone who is going to value you and won't take your love for granted. I know I did that a number of times and I regret it to this day.

Nick: Whatever you want to do. Meet you at your place or mine, or go out somewhere. I'm free whenever. I've just been up in my house hanging out with my dog and that's about it.

Miley: I'm starting to think that's getting harder and harder to find these days. I think I may be better off alone, living on a farm with all my animals. You forget that I broke your heart when I started dating Liam on set of The Last Song. We're even here.

Nick: I hope I don't come off as a major asshole by saying that makes me a little happy. Prince Charming. I haven't heard that in forever. It brings back some crazy memories. I don't regret any of them, of course.

[delayed 15 minutes]

Nick: I miss you.

Nick: I know it's been a long time and things are different. But I'd love to see you.

Miley: You're not an asshole. I feel like it was just something that he and I tried to make work and the universe had something different in mind. You know? You always have been and always will be Prince Charming. Those were the good old days, huh?

Miley: I miss you too, Nick.