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Will asking Hannibal if he just sniffed him is still one of the funniest fucking things in that show because he was the only one to call him out.

i’m sorry i just keep fucking imagining hannibal’s internet history being searched after season 2 and it’s just church collapses church collapses will graham taddlecrime.com chesapeak ripper taddlecrime.com standard monograph of time of death by insect decay will graham taddlecrime.com church collapses beautiful italian seaside villas for sale

sometimes i’ll be watching hannibal and think abt how often we see hannibal just in his house in a three piece suit. he’s not going anywhere or doing anything he’s simply eating or just doing small tasks but is fully in a suit. i hate him.

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

he puts “autism level 9000” in your chart and sends you on your way then has 2 glasses of wine that night

we need bisexual homewrecker representation in media

whenever they show shelves on the show i pause and look at the titles and i just saw something that made me say 'gayass' out loud

I know it’s been said before but the fact that one of the most important parts of Hannibal’s story is centred around Hannibal not only accepting, but actively admiring and loving Will because of the things Will abhorred most in himself, that he found ugliest, the things he tried to cut away… it just makes me warm inside. It’s the kind of love i think we all want, for someone else to see our flaws and not only say “i accept you as you are” but “i love you more because of them”. and it’s in a literal cannibalism show…