kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

okay i really don't think anyone ever has any business squeezing themselves into a cave that's barely bigger round than they are. it never ends well. just go to a bigger cave. what are you trying to prove? that little hole will kill you. go to a bigger cave

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama