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Alright baes,

Some of my acquaintances have asked me to put together a guide on how to dress in girl mode, as female fashion can be a bit overwhelming at first. (I’m always personally quite surprised when guys wanting to appear female have no idea what kind of look they want to go for and haven’t taken an interest in makeup or fashion, as this is a huge part of the appeal for me.)  Basics - Male v Female Shape

Ok, first up, unless you’re some kind of teenager, chances are you’ll have a body which has very different proportions from your average high st mannequin. Have you ever heard the expression ‘Dressing for Your Shape’? This is essential if you want to avoid looking like a rugby player in bad drag.

Using the magic of google image search, let’s have a gander at a male vs female shape. 

Even with their frankly terrifying blank expressionless faces, it’s apparent which is the male and which is the female. (Even as a non binary, we still tend to have the physical characteristics of our assigned gender.) What we need to do is be clever, and minimise things that will highlight the male body, such as the broader shoulders and lack of hip, and accentuate areas that will give a more feminine shape, like creating a waist. Also padding helps, but there’s only so much that will do. A bit of colour theory

How can we minimise areas with drastic and dangerous DIY surgery I hear you ask!? Well, fear not, there is a way of doing this. And it’s using colours and patterns. It is based on how some colours make things look smaller. 

Black and darker colours recede- which means they will make areas feel smaller. This is perfect when it comes to hiding larger areas that we seek to minimise. Lighter and brighter colours draw the eye and gain attention, and away from those parts of the body that may give the game away. Got it? Good. Let’s put this into practise by looking at each area of the body: Shoulders - You want to hide them if possible! Dark colours here, a long sleeved black top is ideal here.

Torso - Again, dark colours. Males have a wider ribcage, which will be concealed. Corsets can help of course, but not particularly for day to day wear, unless you’re like a Victorian Ghost. 

Waist - This is one thing guys usually lack - a waist. What we have to do is create one, it also helps break up the longer torso. Brightly coloured or snazzy belts are great.

Bottoms - This is the best point to counteract top heaviness, so a brightly coloured skirt is ideal for that! Avoid something dark and tight, which will make your lower half disappear.

Here’s some examples of outfits using a dark top and coloured bottom. Notice the contrast between the two also creates a waist.

That’s it for now. I’ll be going into more detail over the next few weeks. If there’s any questions you have, please ask me! Laterzzz

As promised, it’s part two of the DCDG! Want to look more like an elegant lady and less like a dumpster fire? Then read on.

In part one, I talked about some basics between male and female shapes, which I’m going to go into a bit more detail on today.

Shoulders to Hip Ratio 

Take a look at these two below. I’ve used ‘lines’ on a ‘computer’ to draw a line down from where the edge of the shoulder would be, more or less in line with the clavicle. (Apologies for the shutterstockness, I am too poor to spend money on stockphotos for the purpose like this)

As we can see, on the male figure there is a clear space between the line and the hips, whilst the wider hips of the female character do not have this. What we need to do is either make the shoulders appear smaller, or the hips bigger, or ideally, both. So lets look at options.

Making shoulders appear smaller.

If we think of the male torso as being an “inverted v” shape, this is what leads to top heaviness in looks i.e. too much going on up top, not enough below the waist (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) So to neutralise, this, we use the opposite shape with clothes. That is, less towards the shoulders, and more towards the waist and below.

Of course I don’t mean literally, or we’d end up looking like this:

BACK ON TRACK Remember that bit from part one about dark colours receding? Well, that’s what we’re going to use here. Using dark colours on the top half will create the illusion of them being smaller, especially if you are wearing a lighter coloured skirt for example. One thing I do often is to wear a black skinny jacket, to hide arms and shrink my top half.

Certain necklines will work better to minimise chunky shoulders- V necks make the torso appear longer, as do most plunging necklines. Halter tops are great too (90s revival is in at the moment) and scoop necks soften necklines. Just make sure you shave your chest though! 

There are definitely shapes to avoid though- bardot tops are everywhere at the moment, and sadly these are a no no if you have broad shoulders, the visible skin will make your shoulders look broad. Same with wide boat necks. Strapless dresses will also make you look broad, which can make finding prom dresses a pain! (You can hide them with a bolero or shrug though.)

Look for these things:

V necks

Halter Tops

Wide straps

Diagonal sleeves

Kimono sleeves

Narrow lapels and collars

Long necklaces

Avoid these:

Bardot tops

Strapless tops

Wide necklines

Thin straps

Ruffled/detailed/embellished shoulders

Shoulder pads

Wide collars/lapels

Strapless dress? Use a bolero to hide them shoulders. 

Making the hips appear wider.

Once, again we can use optical illusions to alter our silhouettes. Have you heard that a short person should never wear horizontal stripes? Well, that’s cos the’ll make things appear wider, which is ideal for us. Horizontal striped skirts have this effect. Perfect!

Certain skirt shapes will be better too, skirts with a bit of volume are much easier to style then pencil skirts. This is another article in itself! 

There is another weapon though:

Padding

To push the shoulder to hip ratio to a slightly more workable one, what you can do is use padding. I usually wear padded boyshorts, as they help give me a bit more hip and bum. If I’m wearing a pencil skirt I’ll often put a little bit of extra foam padding in them too to create curves.

There’s also stick on silicon hip pads you can get, but they’re pretty pricey so I’ve not tried them yet. (Maybe I should get an amazon wishlist and put some on it!) 

Using a combination of the above, plus if you are lucky with genetics, you may be able to break some of the above rules, but generally I stick to the above.

Next time I think I’ll look at creating a waist, and proportions. 

Keep it Regal

“I trust that you not only train her to your liking but also punish her for what she almost did to our family, sis”, he told her. He could tell by the look on her face that he still knew how to trigger her sadistic impulses. 

Give it a few weeks and he would probably be invited back to finally enjoy Althea’s tight ass the way he’d always wanted to. And Althea would be very nicely begging him to use her that way.