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hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

I pray lil nas x keeps pushing the acceptable boundaries straight people™ put on us we need him so bad bro 

Tumblr girls welcome to send me tit pics any time

#funny he was an anti-monarchist because this is some king shit

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!