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Me: err?

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Pat: it is!

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He Keeps It Real

Me: My friend gave me this girl's FB so I can friend request her, then I friend requested her and she's not accepting it...She must hate me huh? :(

Pat: You know what I hear from you? Wah fucking wah, you fucking bitch.

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Thin Walls

Me: This house is crazy. You can literally hear EVERYTHING a person is doing. I've been holding my shit in for the longest time because of that.

Pat: Well, I farted before in the bathroom. Did you hear that?

Me: ...I thought you were blowing your nose.

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Tim: How do you know what the world ending looks like?

Pat: The world ends in my heart everyday.

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[12:00:58 AM] Jill: he got twilight disease

[12:01:12 AM] Pat: i got that sparkly small dick

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