“You know all those dangerous mutants you see on the news? I’m the worst one.”

Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
Fieri Frames
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
official daine visual archive
Cosmic Funnies
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Color Me Curious
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty

Origami Around
Not today Justin
NASA
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shark vs the universe

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“You know all those dangerous mutants you see on the news? I’m the worst one.”

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Louder than sirens, Louder than bells, Sweeter than heaven, And hotter than hell…
“Thinking like that is what makes you a criminal.” “No, it makes me a survivor. And there’s gonna come a day when you wish you were too.”
Don’t waste your time trying to save people who don’t want to be saved.
So I might have made a poll to see what muses people would be interested in interacting with if I remade my multimuse blog sometime in the near future. Right here

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You lost your cool.
You lost your cool.
You lost your cool.
Starter Sentences - Markiplier Edition
"Lesson number one: Do not dive face first into super heated steam, it’s generally bad for you."
"Shut up, nurse!"
"Cola and meal please, no bread."
"Where's the blacksmith!?"
"Look at this tiny box!"
"With every fiber of my being, I believe in you."
"I have spacegasms all the time."
"Space is like my one weakness!"
"I firmly and truly believe in you."
"They just saw my face and got incredibly jealous at how ugly I am!"
"I'm king of the squirrels!"
"Stop whatever you're doing and listen to me! This is of the utmost importance: ...you look beautiful today!"
"I'm having a romantic situation with a dinosaur!"
"I will murder your face!"
"I don't care about the patient's well being."
"Well, I care less."
"Shut up! I wanted to do it because it felt good!"
"See!? The second I leave he dies!"
"Nothing says 'rib smashing' like teleporting lungs!"
"Stop that, sussophone man!"
"Do I need to press B to Blow?"
"You just lost your B-to-Blow privileges!"
"Do you mind if I dance while we talk? Just a little bit of a samba."
"Don't mind while I straddle your dad here and serve you cake!"
"This is the seductive pre-dinner dance."
"Hopefully this can hide the shadow in my soul."
"The price you pay for beauty is eternal death over and over again."
"'What did I do wrong!?' I ask as I'm applying makeup to my eyebrow."
"Well, screw you, I'm beautiful!"
The Devil’s Carnival [Sentence Meme]
adjust pronouns and such as needed
“A rebel in Hell–how original.”
“Though those grapes look green hanging down from Heaven’s vine!”
“Take only what you need? Well, I need it all!”
“Where is your little son lost, ___?”
“Who’s a guy gotta mystify to get in on tonight’s action?”
“Need I remind you of the rules?”
“Our guests have arrived, sire.”
“Welcome to my gates, you gay and lucky souls!”
“You can’t help but fall for my humble hole.”
“I serve ordinary sinners and extraordinary ones!”
“Bring your brothers! Bring your fools! And daughters if you’ve got ‘em, they’re a lot of fun.”
“Bring the whole damn family cause my belly’s never full.”
“Run, little blind mice, scurry down the trail.”
“I’ve bedtime tales and fables for your greedy hearts!“
“How they end depend on how you play your part.”
“Unfortunately, how you played your part has got you here.”
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Unfortunately it’s getting late for me and I have work tomorrow but I will be on when I get home. I can’t wait to get back in the swing of this blog.
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“There is nothing you could possibly say that will convince me to do that.”
thecoolesterro
“And who do you think you are?” he asked the stranger cautiously.
luna-mistressofmagic
“I’m thinking we need to have a rematch,” John announced as he walked into the room.

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Would you look at that? I finally have a verses page? I know, I surprised myself too.