Pensaré en ello

I just got done watching this. holy hell I’m still crying ;w;

Wait what happened to the king’s nipples?

I did not need to know that

I know I’m the OP, but no one did

The nipples had to go

*sideyeing tumblr* no king presenting nipples

Fellas

I’m homie-sexual

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

Mind your business

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

H… howdy train your dragon

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes