adrian ✰

no offense but you’re lovely and you matter a lot

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

"I asked chatgpt" ok well I asked Sherlock Holmes and I got a monologue that contained two tangents, four accidental insults, the answer to my question, and three homoerotic comments about his flatmate

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

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rolling the dice on whether kids in 50 years will ask about COVID-19, Artemis II, or the shitshow of current global affairs

the black brothers in some world or another

the black brothers meeting again through their love for james