Spike :3

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

there's a reason

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

If there's one vampire, it's horror. If there's 100+ and they have politics, it's urban fantasy.

If there's one zombie, its a contemplation on life. If theres 100+ zombies, its an action horror.

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect