kevin, luna, and winter

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

what if you were a university athlete for a sport you didn’t really care about, just trying to get through your stressful biomed degree, when in your second year the one and only freshman recruit to the team is some asshole with barely any experience who is pretty transparently lying about just about everything about him. but somehow your teammates like him and he even worms his way into your twin brother’s inner circle which, okay, fine, you can try your best to ignore him. except this guy will not stop causing problem after scandal after incident, and he doesn’t stop there, no, he starts meddling with your personal life and your relationships for the sake of the sport you dgaf about. by now this weird little freak you can’t seem to get away from is the bane of your existence, and you think it can’t possibly get any worse — but then, after all this, you gradually come to the horrifying realization that your aforementioned twin brother, who everyone including yourself assumed was incapable of feeling anything positive towards anyone, especially a pathological liar with ties to the mafia, is madly in love with this freshman and possibly has been for months. now picture you are aaron minyard