My Chubby Thoughts

The only thing "butterfree" in my life is in my Pokédex!

The only difference between me and Rocky is that I wake up every morning and drink six raw eggs but the eggs are inside brownie batter.

I wish Jesus had said "this is my body" and held up an everything bagel.

I bought sliced turkey the day after Thanksgiving :(

I'm calling this new diet A Farewell to Parms

I get fat so quickly I can post a #throwbackthursday photo from last Thursday!

It's the season for layering (everything with butter!)

I'd make a great mobster because I 'come heavy' to everything.......because I'm fat.

I was writing down my chubby thoughts when I dropped my pen and lost it in one of my stomach rolls. Instead of getting up to look for it, I just stopped writing. Hours later, I stood up and the pen fell on the floor.

I would never waste food by throwing it in the trash! But I will go 5,000 calories over what my body needs for the day in one sitting.