gordon: "so pathetic. let me tell you something about windom earle. we were best friends at quantico. (i know, right? it's so embarrassing. i don't even--whatever.) so then when we graduated i started going out with my first boyfriend phillip (who was totally gorgeous but then he disappeared in buenos aires), and windom was weirdly jealous of him??? like, if i would blow him off to hang out with phillip he'd be like, 'why didn't you call me back?' and i was like, 'why are you so obsessed with me?!' and then when i got my own taskforce of agents, which was a paranormal taskforce, i was like, 'windom, i can't hire you because i think you're crazy.' i mean i can't have someone who's totally BOYAYOYOING in my taskforce, right? there's going to be highly classified information on those cases. i mean he was CRAZY. and then he got his clearance levels demoted and became possessive of his cases and then came back to bureau all crazy and homicidal and... now i guess he's obsessed with dugpas"