back on my bs

Just so we are all on the same page, Being kind IS in FACT punk rock

so ur saying. after last week where buck was straight. he ends up roadtripping with his bestfriendcoworkerhusbandguy. and he’s like. eddie!!! let’s NOT take the I-10 (stupid), let’s take the side roads. and eddie’s emotionally pussy whipped so he goes. yeah great idea buck!! and they get super lost and start fighting like a married couple. and so they end up a dinner where they have a little domestic and every single patron and staff member thinks they are gay and married. and then they get HATE CRIMED and CHASED OUT with a GUN because someone starts being homophobic and eddie just won’t stand for it. and then through Circumstances and Reasons buck gets kidnapped by a divorced couple trying to replace their braindead son. which is honestly a really awesome contrived situation for buck buckley who replaced his own dead brother. meanwhile the cops won’t help eddie because they’re HOMOPHOBIC and think eddie KILLED his HUSBAND. but because that literally is his bestfriendcoworkerhusbandguy he starts behaving crazily and goes on the run while injured in order to find #hisbuck. and eddie absolutely fucks these people who kidnapped buck up. and then bucks like “you look like hell” and eddie’s like “you should see the other guy” and buck (#hisbuck) goes “i am the other guy:)” whatever that is supposed to mean??? and also this episode begins and ends with a carry on wayward son needle drop. anyway. remember how buck was straight last week?

buck and eddie are sent on a trip to nashville by their matchmaking dead captain from the grave, of course when this decision was made eddie didn’t even work there and lived three states away. and so they go and eddie wants it to be their personal vacation and go out on the town, while buck wants to stay in the hotel room with eddie all night. and while they’re there buck is going full guard dog and behaving so oddly and being so antagonistic to everyone they meet and eddie is pretending to be exasperated but indulging him anyway. and when buck barks at everyone he goes noooo buck, bad dog 🙄 but then he decides it’s kind of funny and lets him do it anyway. and then after someone pushes buck and eddie IMMEDIATELY starts swinging, despite the fact that it’s literally bucks fault and he started it. and he’s calling buck his boy and buck is calling him cowboy and they both ride a mechanical bull. and then after all of that buck hooks up with dixie bennings. mind you next week buck is getting kidnapped and put in the saw trap while eddie has to go search for him. like you can’t even make this shit up

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

Me 🤝 shane hollander: the urge to over explain yourself as an autistic person just to be sure that you’ve jumped through every social hoop and there’s no room for misinterpretation but 99% of the time you make it soooo much worse