Elephantstumbling

Yeah green skies is hail, but the conditions for hail are also the conditions for tornadoes. Get in the shelter, Dorothy!

alright, i'll reblog that

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

“She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question” killed me.

And suddenly i am sad and whimpering again

I do the same thing with a scenic photo of my childhood home

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

She knows the power she wields