my60s

ac/dc: will beat you up then put bandaids on your wounds

guns n roses: looks badass but is really sadass

def leppard: loves everyone. EVERYONE

motley crue: probably likes cats more than their own family

kiss: looks scary but is like super nice

metallica: probably uses their homework to roll blunts

poison: still tries to keep glam metal makeup alive

bon jovi: middle aged soccer mom

velvet revolver: blames world hunger on axl rose

led zeppelin: constantly crying

the beatles: has superiority complex over everyone but doesn't want to admit it

aerosmith: the mortal enemy of every anti cultural appropriation blog ever

queen: the embodiment of the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ kaomoji

deep purple: just really wants to get stoned

megadeth: shh. they sense fear

pink floyd: dead inside

the rolling stones: too chill to be sane honestly

iron maiden: their father had long hair once

nirvana: has probably already died but nobody noticed

alice in chains: they sleep in class