Volcanoes In The Night

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

Just doing my monthly check-in on Sharkingly and GOOD MOTHER OF GOD 50k??? And people finally realizing it’s Buck Buckley coded?? We made it

HOLY SHIT we really have made it, Kate just saw HER TEXTS from MY TUMBLR POST reposted by someone on twitter javdkfjwldjwhdje

i think we finally had our viral post. Only took us 9 years!!!

Hey look ma I made it (i was OP)

my mom is watching church and the pastor is giving his sermon and just started talking about ted lasso 😭

It’s giving Jesus Lasso hashtag believe I guess

Kate: I'm a slut for wallpaper me: I love wallpaper. I wouldn't call myself a slut for it though Kate: I would

me: Trent thinks he is so cool my mom: And he's right

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

with each other or with the horrors?

i have two hands

I was really enjoying listening to a father patiently trying to teach his small daughter how to play chess, especially because he kept referring to the knights as "horsies" and all the other pieces as "this guy" which is exactly how I think of chess

by the way there really is something wrong with me. kate sent me a picture of her cat earlier and my FIRST thought was that he looked like james flint

Oh my god