My Hero, Measure Zero

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

(Hint: it’s both)

notice how everyone is horny today

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Kind."

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

i dont like pythonnnnnn

I only hate it for being zero-based.

what’s the cheat code for stable mental health

Money

I love boobs arrest me i dont caare

to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

So the pussy is in San Antonio.