Dazed and Bemused

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

It’s an awesome idea tho

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@kinglesbiancore

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates...

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

A M A Z I N G

Every word in that sentence is better than the last

i forgot how to properly talk to my parents so now that this lockdowns going on im on the ropes. i was waiting for my coffee to be done this morning and dad asked me what was up and i said the first thing that popped in my head, which was that ive been thinking ive never seen a funeral held at night, so i wanna have a night time funeral when i die cause that would be dope i think. he was like what the hell is wrong with you why would you just say that out of nowhere. can we please go outside soon

The Joker be like: heeheehahahahahahaha!!! I creampied you, batman!!!

wait

Love wins

PSA: no name is impossible to pronounce. no name is too hard to learn, no name is justifiably butchered. kids with 'different' names should be taught again and again that being called by their name is a right, not a privilege

Yes, there’s a big difference between getting as close as you can with your native language’s phonology, and just not even trying

"Be the one who tries."

“Oh, for me?? THANK YOU!”

Christ, I fucking love dogs.

This is so pure

This is a well behaved dog.  He’s so gentle and calm about it until he puts it down and then he goes apeshit.  I love it.  Good on you, pupper.