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Alex asked George out first directly before the throat infection bed incident.

George gets absolutely buried by Alex's zoo when they go to his English house

George was the first one to come out.

Alex then proceeded to come out as well and George thought he was joking. Which led to the longest time theyve ever been mad at each other.

Find 9 million different shows to watch and never finish them because they always have different opinions on whats going to happen.

Both are so stubborn that they once were cooking and turned their backs to each other and a pan caught on fire.

Alex tops and George bottoms but is open to a switch for special occasions

Anything Galex

Landoscar

Maxiel

Gabico

I dont know what it's called but I love Hulkenburg and Magnussen and they basically adopt Gabi

Brocedes and it has to be couple or at least sexual tension

Lestappen if there's a good plot

A good Seb and Charles

Anything with Zhou

Loscar

They move into Lando's because it's closer to their friends and bigger already.

They are both quite messy so they have to have another couple help them. My best bet would be Galex.

It becomes contained after a few months.

Lando cooks and Oscar does dishes. Lando complained about getting himself wet (I want to make a joke here but you can fill in the blanks) and Oscar being the thoughtful man he is just stopped letting him help.

Lando forgets to replace anything in the bathroom. Toilet paper, toothpaste, Oscar's shampoo he used the last of? All gone.

This gets solved by putting a notepad in the bathroom just labeled EMPTIES in all caps.

Oscar mixes up Lando's comfy clothes with his and Lando finds it so cute he doesn't complain

Black or white painted rooms. There would be no in between.

Lando is the one to interact with people who come to fix things because he has apparently 'the most charm'. Oscar just finds it funny that he tries to very badly flirt with the handymen.

Big couches. Big chairs. Lots of blankets.

"You could stay the night if you want. Nothing weird."

"Osca, I know it's not weird but I am quite particular about how I sleep."

"Lando it is like a twenty minutes walk to your house just stay."

"Sounds like you just want me to."

"Yeah. What if I do?"

"Then ask me for realsies."

"Lando Norris would you stay the night in my apartment so you don't freeze to death outside on the way back to your much boogier apartment?"

"If you insist."

………………

"Yes I need to sleep on this side, what if there's spiders in the crack by the wall?"

"You want me to get eaten by the spiders? Your precious precious boyfriend?" Oscar says iwth a hand to his chest in dramatic offense.

"You're from Aus they won't eat you. You're like too scary for them to do anything."

"We both know that makes no sense but fine. Goodnight Lan."

……………

Oscar wakes up to a hand on his face and a knee on his stomach.

"What the- Lando how do you sleep like this?"

Oscar pushes the limbs off his body and goes back to sleep.

……………

Alternate which driver rooms they hang out in to not be suspicious. It very much is but no one tells them.

Lando is very hard to keep quiet, even in just a normal conversation so he periodically just has to put a pillow over his mouth.

Their trainers have gotten many a rude awakening to this dynamic. Including but not excluded to seeing a shirtless Oscar fall out of behind a panel and Lando giggling like a 7 year old under a couch whilst his feet stick out the other side.

After the fan stages where there's some form of physicalness they end up getting scolded for not fixing up properly. Basically they had a quickie in one of the bathrooms and didn't care about their clothes after.

Have to try their hardest to not say well Lando said… or Oscar said that he feels… during talks with the engineers the morning after a session

They have their own little debrief rant sessions every weekend.

Have rock paper scissors matches to decide who goes into conference rooms first.

Almost got caught multiple times by Zak and Andrea cuddling but have played a lot of them off as being angry at each other or falling.

McLaren has since implemented 'proximity training' back at the MTC for everybody.

They both love the other's helmet hair.

Massages. That's all.