Okay, so I’m going to get really personal here, more than I’ve been willing to do on the internet, but apparently it’s necessary. 

There’s a world of misinformation out there when it comes to PLEASING A WOMAN SEXUALLY. 

There is a REASON lesbians do it better.  Men are misinformed and I blame that largely on porn.  Porn is not what sex looks like, especially not lesbian sex.  You’d think everyone knew that, but men seem to base everything they know about pleasing a woman on what they see in the videos they’re so obsessed with watching.  

Men, porn is wrong. 

I’m writing this because I think men deserve the chance to really please a woman and the only way they’re going to do that is if they’re given the right information and poor, poor straight women don’t even know how to BE properly pleased because they’ve been forced to be touched only by men who’ve learned their skills from porn.  

Man, do I feel bad for you straight girls. 

That’s right people, I’m gay. 

But I have slept with men.  And the difference is astounding. 

So I’m here to help you straight people in understanding the real way to please a woman.  To really satisfy a woman, you have to be an expert at foreplay. 

First and foremost… 

ORAL IS NOT FOREPLAY. 

Holy crap!!  How is that so WIDELY MISCONSTRUED?  

If you look up foreplay tips, that’s all you hear about.  Sure, you get, “Touch her all over, whisper in her ear, touch her boobies,” and that’s all well and good, but the main focus is, “ORAL, ORAL, ORAL.”  

Let me tell you something.  It is called ORAL SEX because IT IS A FORM OF SEX.  Anything, I MEAN ANYTHING, that results in an orgasm is sex.  Anything that is physical touching of the genitals is sex.  

So what is foreplay? 

Foreplay is everything done to the body BEFORE THE GENITALS ARE TOUCHED.  So that means, kissing, cuddling, caressing, whispering, licking, biting, etc. 

Now, the problem isn’t that, it’s where and how these men do it.  They don’t spend the right amount of time in ANY of the places they need to.  They don’t take the time to really explore a woman’s body.  I don’t know if it’s because they don’t want to or what, but, being a lesbian, all I want to do is explore a woman’s body.  I want to hear every noise she makes from every spot I touch on her body. 

Men, please stop GRABBING.  Do not grab breasts, do not grab the ass, do not grab our shoulders.  Gently caress them.  Grab without constricting.  Touch them.  Glide your fingers across our skin.  Women’s entire bodies are sexual.  You can literally arouse a woman by touching any part of her body.  

I will be as specific as possible. 

Touching and kissing the breasts and nipples are amazing, but DO NOT GO THERE FIRST.  The biggest problem I had with sleeping with men is this– it was always the same.  The routine was exactly the same every time.  I knew what was going to happen each time it started.  First this, then that, then bam penetration. 

No. 

Women need diversity.  We need to be surprised.  

Start in different places every time.  

Women love to be admired– by eyes and by touching.  Slowly undress her as you kiss and touch each spot that is exposed.  Make love to her flesh with your lips, EVERYWHERE.  Don’t just kiss and peck at her skin, don’t just smooch her neck and shoulders.  No, deeply kiss them as if you were kissing her lips.  Use your tongue.  Run your tongue down the length of her limbs, the sounds she makes will tell you everything you need to know.  If she doesn’t want a spot touched, trust me, you’ll know it.  But if she LIKES it, you’ll definitely know it and that means, KEEP DOING THAT.  Do it some more.  Tease her by moving elsewhere and doing the same thing, then move back to that spot that tantalized her so. 

Don’t know where to kiss, lick, suck, and bite?  

I’ll give you a run down. 

Ears, ear LOBES (women love to have them lightly nibbled– that said, some might not, everyone is different, but TRY), neck (front, side, back), the spine (lick/caress from neck down, you’ll give her shivers of delight), the collarbone (mmm, one of my favorites), shoulders, inner elbow, inner wrist, sternum, nipples, the WHOLE breast (this means the sides, under boob, lick it, suck it, nibble it, listen to which way drives her the most crazy), rib cage (lick the bottom lining of the rib cage, lightly teeth it!), side of the rib cage, stomach (I cannot tell you enough to use your tongue! Lick around the belly button in circles, lick down to her pubic hair, kiss/nibble back up to the belly), PELVIC BONES (lick em! bite em!), hips, back of the hips, thighs especially the inner thigh (the closer you get to her vag, the more she’ll go crazy with need), back of the thigh, side of the thigh, back of knees, back of calves, ankles (back, side), under the butt, on top of the butt where it meets the spine.  

Did I miss a spot?  If you think so, TRY IT.  I cannot express enough– TOUCH HER EVERYWHERE, KISS HER EVERYWHERE, AND MEAN IT. 

As you kiss everywhere, trail your fingers LIGHTLY across her skin in all these places.  Do circles, do curves, follow the curves and bones of her body, find some interesting freckles?  Follow them in the pattern they create with your fingers, tongue, or lips.  

Move the woman’s body.  Lift limbs to access places you haven’t tried yet.  Lift up her legs to kiss/lick down the back of her calf to her knee, to her thigh.  Leave hickies!  Unless she doesn’t want you to, so always ask!  

Flip her over just to kiss from the back of her neck down the length of her spin.  Caress her as you do this.  Spank her.  If you grab, do so GENTLY, not like you’re squeezing her to death.  Women’s bodies respond to sensual and gentle touching.  Wrap her legs around your head as you leave hickies on her thighs and gently graze her clit as you “mmmm,” you’ll leave her breathless.

Do not, DO NOT, touch her clit until you have her screaming from all the foreplay.  Even if she is dripping wet before you’ve spent ten minutes on foreplay, do not enter!  Tease her, make her BEG for you to enter her.  She’ll either beg verbally, with words or whimpers, or she’ll beg with her eyes and hands.  A woman will let you know when she is ready to be entered. 

Do not enter until you know for sure she is begging for it. 

When you’re kissing/licking her collarbone to her shoulder, run a hand along her rip cage, stomach, or thighs.  Touch her whole body at once.  If you’re kissing her thighs, tease a nipple or run your fingers along her collarbone or jaw.  Did I mention the jaw?  Oh yeah.  Definitely spend time there.  Kiss it, nibble it, lick it, run your fingers across it.  Grab her face when you kiss her.  Thread your fingers in her hair.  Do all of this, at all times.  

Constantly keep her whole body engaged.  Do not ever focus solely on one spot.  

You’ll have a fully satisfied woman after.  I promise you. 

Every time. 

Hope that helped.  

1. This SHOULD go without saying, but wash your vag and ass before hooking up. Use a mild unscented soap with water, or an OBGYN approved wash like Summer’s Eve (warning: products like Summer’s Eve do a great job of cleaning your pussy, but because they absorb some of your natural moisture, they may make you less wet during sex. Try washing yourself an hour or two before having sex, and use lube just in case.)

2. Do kegels (squeeze your vaginal muscles) when ya man is fucking you. It makes it tighter for him, and less likely for you to queef.

3. On queefing: it’s literally just air escaping your vagina from being fucked too fast in a certain position. Yes, it makes an embarrassing sound, but any mature man will know that its totally normal and nothing to be grossed out by. To lessen their occurence, do kegels (both during and not during sex) to strenghten vaginal muscles, arch your back more, slow down the sex pace a little, and try positions that it doesnt typically happen in (doggystyle is usually the most queef-likely position).

4. Make👏your👏blowjobs👏wet👏as👏fuck👏. Literally slobber or slowly spit on the dick while going down on him. It makes it feel better for him, and it makes it easier for you to slide it down ya throat.

5. If you can’t deepthroat: do #4 above, and suck on the head while jacking off the shaft. Drives them crazy.

6. Make eye contact while sucking dick every once in a while. I like to look him dead in the eye as I run my tongue up his shaft, from base to tip.

7. When deepthroating, swirl your tongue around the base of his shaft for extra stimualtion as you take him in and out of your mouth.

8. Never ever ever use teeth on his dick or balls unless he specifically tells you to.

9. Be careful with his balls; don’t squeeze or suck too hard. I actually dont even touch the balls unless he asks me to, every guy is different in terms of sensitivity down there.

10. Before hooking up, rub a vanilla-scented lotion on your ass cheeks, inner thighs, tits, and upper pubic mound. This’ll make your most sexual areas smell amazing, and husky smells like vanilla are proven to be more of a turn on (these smells trigger release of endorphins). Note: DO NOT PUT SCENTED LOTION ON YOUR VULVA OR ASSHOLE.

11. Eating pineapples and cranberries make your pussy taste sweeter.

12. If you shave your pussy, make sure to use a fresh blade, shave in a diagonal/horizontal direction against hair growth, and pat your pubic mound with tea tree oil after shaving for a smooth kitty.

13. Shave your asshole too: I prop my leg up against the tub/counter and go at an angle that way. There really is no perfect system to doing this unfortunately.

14. Brush your teeth or chew some gum before sex. Basic hygiene, people.

15. This is gonna sound weird as fuck, but stretch before sex. Make sure your legs are warmed up before going over to hookup, because y'all don’t even know how painful it is the next morning after having your legs being spread farther than should be physically possible.

16. Talking dirty can take your sex game farther than you’d imagine. Use little phrases like “you eat/fuck this pussy so good,” “I love this cock of yours,” “just like that,” “you feel so good inside me,” “i love how big you are,” “you’re gonna make me cum all over this dick/face,” “your cock tastes so good,” etc etc etc.

17. Things to do while fucking in missionary, moan in his ear, gently bite/lick his ear, kiss his neck, bite his collarbone, whisper “fuck” whenever he hits a good spot, run your nails up his arms/back, run your fingers through his hair, etc.

18. Don’t just lay there while he gives it to you; throw your ass back on that dick during doggystyle, rise your hips against him during missionary, meet his thrusts for a deeper fuck.

19. Keep a hairtie with you at all times if you have longer hair. Throwing your hair up makes it get in the way a lot less.

20. Don’t pressure your partner into doing something they aren’t comfortable. If you aren’t sure about whether or not they’re okay with something, literally ASK “Is this okay?” “Does this feel good?” “Do you want to _________?” “Tell me where you want me, baby.” Consent should not be a mood killer.

21. When blowing a dude, moan around his dick once in a while. The vibrations feel good for him, and letting him know you’re also having fun pleasing him can be a huge turn on.

22. Play with your clit while he’s fucking you. Not only does this provide more stimualtion for you, it makes your pussy wetter for him, and gives him a nice view.

23. Pee after sex.

24. Always always always use protection. If he doesn’t wear a condom, and you don’t have your own contraceptives, don’t fuck. You can always just go down on each other and call it a night.

25. If he fucks without protection, buy Plan B as soon as possible. The sooner you take it, the more likely it will work. It’s available in any local pharmacy, usually near the pads, tampons, and condoms. $50 is a small price to pay for avoiding an untimely pregnancy.

26. Pulling out does not mean you can’t get pregnant. Precum can have residual sperm cells left over from previous ejaculations, even hours later. While the chances of getting pregnant from precum are slim to none, use protection just in case.

27. Drawing out foreplay as long as possible can make for fantastic sex. Give him a massage, suck his dick nice and slow, tease him, strip slowly, feel each other through your clothes. Building up that tension can lead to a mind-blowing fuck.

Okay, so I’m going to get really personal here, more than I’ve been willing to do on the internet, but apparently it’s necessary. 

There’s a world of misinformation out there when it comes to PLEASING A WOMAN SEXUALLY. 

There is a REASON lesbians do it better.  Men are misinformed and I blame that largely on porn.  Porn is not what sex looks like, especially not lesbian sex.  You’d think everyone knew that, but men seem to base everything they know about pleasing a woman on what they see in the videos they’re so obsessed with watching.  

Men, porn is wrong. 

I’m writing this because I think men deserve the chance to really please a woman and the only way they’re going to do that is if they’re given the right information and poor, poor straight women don’t even know how to BE properly pleased because they’ve been forced to be touched only by men who’ve learned their skills from porn.  

Man, do I feel bad for you straight girls. 

That’s right people, I’m gay. 

But I have slept with men.  And the difference is astounding. 

So I’m here to help you straight people in understanding the real way to please a woman.  To really satisfy a woman, you have to be an expert at foreplay. 

First and foremost… 

ORAL IS NOT FOREPLAY. 

Holy crap!!  How is that so WIDELY MISCONSTRUED?  

If you look up foreplay tips, that’s all you hear about.  Sure, you get, “Touch her all over, whisper in her ear, touch her boobies,” and that’s all well and good, but the main focus is, “ORAL, ORAL, ORAL.”  

Let me tell you something.  It is called ORAL SEX because IT IS A FORM OF SEX.  Anything, I MEAN ANYTHING, that results in an orgasm is sex.  Anything that is physical touching of the genitals is sex.  

So what is foreplay? 

Foreplay is everything done to the body BEFORE THE GENITALS ARE TOUCHED.  So that means, kissing, cuddling, caressing, whispering, licking, biting, etc. 

Now, the problem isn’t that, it’s where and how these men do it.  They don’t spend the right amount of time in ANY of the places they need to.  They don’t take the time to really explore a woman’s body.  I don’t know if it’s because they don’t want to or what, but, being a lesbian, all I want to do is explore a woman’s body.  I want to hear every noise she makes from every spot I touch on her body. 

Men, please stop GRABBING.  Do not grab breasts, do not grab the ass, do not grab our shoulders.  Gently caress them.  Grab without constricting.  Touch them.  Glide your fingers across our skin.  Women’s entire bodies are sexual.  You can literally arouse a woman by touching any part of her body.  

I will be as specific as possible. 

Touching and kissing the breasts and nipples are amazing, but DO NOT GO THERE FIRST.  The biggest problem I had with sleeping with men is this– it was always the same.  The routine was exactly the same every time.  I knew what was going to happen each time it started.  First this, then that, then bam penetration. 

No. 

Women need diversity.  We need to be surprised.  

Start in different places every time.  

Women love to be admired– by eyes and by touching.  Slowly undress her as you kiss and touch each spot that is exposed.  Make love to her flesh with your lips, EVERYWHERE.  Don’t just kiss and peck at her skin, don’t just smooch her neck and shoulders.  No, deeply kiss them as if you were kissing her lips.  Use your tongue.  Run your tongue down the length of her limbs, the sounds she makes will tell you everything you need to know.  If she doesn’t want a spot touched, trust me, you’ll know it.  But if she LIKES it, you’ll definitely know it and that means, KEEP DOING THAT.  Do it some more.  Tease her by moving elsewhere and doing the same thing, then move back to that spot that tantalized her so. 

Don’t know where to kiss, lick, suck, and bite?  

I’ll give you a run down. 

Ears, ear LOBES (women love to have them lightly nibbled– that said, some might not, everyone is different, but TRY), neck (front, side, back), the spine (lick/caress from neck down, you’ll give her shivers of delight), the collarbone (mmm, one of my favorites), shoulders, inner elbow, inner wrist, sternum, nipples, the WHOLE breast (this means the sides, under boob, lick it, suck it, nibble it, listen to which way drives her the most crazy), rib cage (lick the bottom lining of the rib cage, lightly teeth it!), side of the rib cage, stomach (I cannot tell you enough to use your tongue! Lick around the belly button in circles, lick down to her pubic hair, kiss/nibble back up to the belly), PELVIC BONES (lick em! bite em!), hips, back of the hips, thighs especially the inner thigh (the closer you get to her vag, the more she’ll go crazy with need), back of the thigh, side of the thigh, back of knees, back of calves, ankles (back, side), under the butt, on top of the butt where it meets the spine.  

Did I miss a spot?  If you think so, TRY IT.  I cannot express enough– TOUCH HER EVERYWHERE, KISS HER EVERYWHERE, AND MEAN IT. 

As you kiss everywhere, trail your fingers LIGHTLY across her skin in all these places.  Do circles, do curves, follow the curves and bones of her body, find some interesting freckles?  Follow them in the pattern they create with your fingers, tongue, or lips.  

Move the woman’s body.  Lift limbs to access places you haven’t tried yet.  Lift up her legs to kiss/lick down the back of her calf to her knee, to her thigh.  Leave hickies!  Unless she doesn’t want you to, so always ask!  

Flip her over just to kiss from the back of her neck down the length of her spin.  Caress her as you do this.  Spank her.  If you grab, do so GENTLY, not like you’re squeezing her to death.  Women’s bodies respond to sensual and gentle touching.  Wrap her legs around your head as you leave hickies on her thighs and gently graze her clit as you “mmmm,” you’ll leave her breathless.

Do not, DO NOT, touch her clit until you have her screaming from all the foreplay.  Even if she is dripping wet before you’ve spent ten minutes on foreplay, do not enter!  Tease her, make her BEG for you to enter her.  She’ll either beg verbally, with words or whimpers, or she’ll beg with her eyes and hands.  A woman will let you know when she is ready to be entered. 

Do not enter until you know for sure she is begging for it. 

When you’re kissing/licking her collarbone to her shoulder, run a hand along her rip cage, stomach, or thighs.  Touch her whole body at once.  If you’re kissing her thighs, tease a nipple or run your fingers along her collarbone or jaw.  Did I mention the jaw?  Oh yeah.  Definitely spend time there.  Kiss it, nibble it, lick it, run your fingers across it.  Grab her face when you kiss her.  Thread your fingers in her hair.  Do all of this, at all times.  

Constantly keep her whole body engaged.  Do not ever focus solely on one spot.  

You’ll have a fully satisfied woman after.  I promise you. 

Every time. 

Hope that helped.  

So I am thinking of playing a little game with my wife, basically along the lines of setting her some tasks. 10 in total, I was thinking of doing it over two days, setting her 5 to do at any point over the two days and 5 to randomly text her that she has to complete within ten minutes of receiving text. If she fails to complete task within ten minutes or any of the 5 set over the two days then she has to be my sex slave for an hour per task failure! The failures totalled up and she is my slave on the third night. Catch is that if she completes the tasks then I am to be her slave for an entire evening!!

I have some tasks below that I can think of but need help, please comment with more so I can have as many options as possible. Love to know if anyone has played anything similar. Game could also be swapped so she sets me tasks next time! Can’t wait!! Let me know ideas please……

Tasks: (all to be done in daytime)

- naked selfie (not in locked bathroom)

- Swap underwear or hand it over to me with someone else in the room.

- Masturbate for five minutes while other people in next room. no orgasm.

- My cock inside you for 2 minutes.

- Selfie smiling with at least 1 boob out with someone in the background

- Fingers in pussy and let me taste.

- Video of you pissing.

- Piss on your fingers and rub on my/or your face before washing hands.

- Let me kiss your asshole for 30 seconds.

- Make nipples hard so can see them under your top.

- Socks off and tease me with feet in front of people, without them realising what you’re doing!

- Ask me for a foot rub in front of people.

- I need to kiss all ten toes individually.

- Video of you making out with a mirror.

- Naked selfie outside.

- Naked selfie in three different rooms.

- Flashing selfie with me in background unaware. 3 different body parts.

- Wear a bullet vibrator in your panties for 20 minutes (switched on full).

- Wear a bullet vibrator inside your pussy for 20 minutes (switched on full)

- Go commando for the day.

- Make me put my finger in your bum up to second knuckle for ten seconds.

- Stand in front of a window with curtains/blinds open where you can be seen for 20 seconds naked and blindfolded.

She passed me walking down the hall.  We weren’t talking again for some reason or another and I just was at my wits end.  How long could this really go on between us?  Where did it go wrong?  I had enough of it.  

As she passed me I knew I wasn’t going to stand for this any longer and I turned, grabbed her by her wrist, spun her around to look at me, then quickly pushed her against the wall.  Her face pressed against it as I held her arm behind her back.  She struggled at first, not knowing what the hell was going on, but as soon as my free hand found the waist of her tights she knew was was happening.  

Forcing them down while kicking her legs apart I quickly pulled my cock from my jeans and pushed with all my weight into her body.  She moaned.  I expected her to cry.  So I pushed again even harder. She moaned again as the air left her chest.  I didn’t want her to enjoy this, I was furious, so I pinned her face hard against the wall and spread her ass.  

“She hates it up the ass” I thought to myself.  I pull out only to line up her ass and she started begging me not to.  She knew.  But I had enough of it.  In I push.  Violent and forceful.  She fought me this time and I knew I had her where I wanted her.  She whimpered and cried and begged me to stop.

Then the strangest thing happened, something I never expected.  She came.  She came with my cock up her ass and me taking what I wanted.  She thanked me.  She thanked me and begged me to cum in her.  She wanted more.  Keep fucking me, please.