trickassbitch

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

anyone here into idiots? if yes then im ur dream girl

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it's in the constitution

Actually it goes to the vice-president-elect. If they're not able to take office either, then Nancy Pelosi becomes President Pro Tempore while we have another election with new candidates.

you need to read the constitution. it very clearly states that megan thee stallion will be inaugurated in the event both presidential candidates die.

The Nancy Pelosi thing is actually true. From what I can tell, she’d actually be a pretty good president. At this point tho, anything is better than trump

jesuschrist are you people fucking dense

Considering the fact that I don’t even know who megan thee stallion is,,,,,,,,yes

well read the constitution damn

I owe it to myself to reunite who I am with who I’m capable of being

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

there are some creatures outside btw