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Had some fun writing these up today after a chat with a friend, a lot of people are a bit nervous about trying out cocktails based on the price, but here’s some very tasty, cheap Borderlands surprises to try at home: Hammerlock (Hot Toddy)

½ filled regular sized mug with boiling water

2 big ass tablespoons honey

2 equally big ass tablespoons brown sugar

½ squeezed lemon

Sprinkle of cloves

2 shots good quality whiskey

Warm, spiced, sweet and soothing. If you have a cold or sore throat, or just want a nice nights sleep, he’s got your back.

Wainwright (Whiskey and Ginger)

Can of high quality ginger ale, the spicier the better, poured over ice

Teaspoon brown sugar

½ a lime squeezed

2 shots good quality whiskey

Tangy and sweet, with a hot finish. A Jacob’s should only need one shot, but the second is to make sure the job gets done.

Calypso (Do not twin these)

Tall glass with handful of ice

½ fill with fresh Pink Grapefruit Juice

½ fill with fresh Orange Juice

Dash of fresh squeezed lime

2.5 shots Malibu coconut rum

Looks sexy, smells sexy, tastes sexy, will flat out murder you instantly if you try and take down 2 at once. Stick with one at first and see how you feel. I’m serious. You’ll see Troy and he’ll pull your heart out of your kneecaps.