Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) SENTENCE STARTERS
To succeed in polite society, a young woman must be many things. Kind… well-read… and accomplished. But to survive in the world as WE know it, you’ll need… other qualities.
You look as though you are fully mended.
Thank you… If it wasn’t for you I’d of surely perished
You have saved me in more ways than one
I did. It gave me hope.
I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring
The right man wouldn’t ask me to.
The very first moment I beheld you, my heart was irrevocably gone.
My daughters are trained for battle, sir, not the kitchen.
You’re dancing with the only handsome girl here.
One of her sisters is also very pretty dare I say. Very agreeable.
Well, she’s tolerable. But…
But not handsome enough tempt me. Nor any other man here apparently.
My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.
I’ve come to feel for you a most ardent admiration and regard which has overcome my better judgment.
So now I ask you most fervently to end my turmoil and consent to be my wife.
If I could feel gratitude I would now thank you.
Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains.
I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they’ll be running for Parliament.
She’s the most beautiful creature I ever beheld.
A woman is either highly trained or highly refined. One cannot afford the luxury of both in such times.
I do not know which I admire more. Your skill as a warrior or your resolve as a woman.
This cannot be!
The fairest wifely choice is to be right here in this room.
Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection can lead to your abrupt demise.
Arrogance can lead to yours.
And that her arms are surprisingly muscular, yet not so much as to be unfeminine.
Your abilities as a warrior are beyond reproach, ______. If only you were as good a friend.
Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry _____. And I will never speak to you again if you do.
Oh, is there some sort of trouble ?
I will, of course, require you to retire your warrior skills as part of the marital submission. We absolutely can’t have swords in the home.
I hate to see you just standing there. You must dance.
Oh, you know I detest it when I’m not acquainted with my partner.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains
It was there that I learned to endure all manner of discomfort.
I’d much rather give you a demonstration.
The early bird catches the worm
Be mindful of your talent for the delicate compliments, sir.
____, you’re as unfeeling as the undead.
Allow me. Gallantry isn’t dead.
No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.
She is *almost* as fair as the other one.
