Dirty Trash Can Full Of Problems

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

The Heimlich maneuver and upper back slapping should only be employed if someone who is choking stops producing coughing sounds and is unable to talk at all.

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

Bill Nye is so angry because he’s watching the samegeneration he educated 25 years ago not give a damn today.

Stop photoshopping the sad eyes…

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

probably one of the happiest sounds is when your pet comes running for you and you can hear the little pat pats of their feet on the floor

I’m right because i’m choosing topics i have no personal/emotional stake in which allows me to maintain a cold facade of logic and indifference, and i expect the same of you even though I’m arguing against your basic humanity :)

if i don’t talk to myself who will

not to flex on anyone but i’ve never wanted to fuck a serial killer

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

i’m too sensitive for big group chats cuz if i say somethin and it’s ignored and then everyone decides to move on i feel big hurted

24 y/o me

"Aren't you worried those medications will affect your brain?" my dude that is literally exactly why i am taking them

okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l