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The French are a creature feature I do not approve of

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Today I learned GN!reader is not infact Good Night reader but rather Gender Neutral reader
The remaster of the song "Insane" is finally out🦌
Black Gryph0n created an animation for his old Alastor song, "Insane"
"INSANE" is a popular fan-made track based on the animated series "Hazbin Hotel."
The song is a fan-made song and is not part of the official Hazbin Hotel canon.
The line I fall for
Summary:
Four years after the Hargreeves siblings landed in the new timeline — no powers, no apocalypse — everyone seemed to move on.
Everyone but Five Hargreeves.
So when his powers suddenly resurface, along with a mysterious long-haired girl offering to help, Five finds himself pulled right back into the chaos of time and space.
Prolgue
The knife was already in my chest by the time I realized what had happened.
My ears were ringing, and the adrenaline still hadn’t left my body. Time around me slowed. I wanted to move, to do something… but I couldn't, so I just stood there.
The weirdest thing about dying is that the world doesn’t stop with you. Everything keeps going. You see it all happening, but for you, everything gets quiet—slower, more distant.
Then i finally felt him again. He held me and spoke to me. Touching me with his soft hands. And I promised myself, in that moment, that whatever happens, I will remember that feeling.
I caught his wrist, and for the first time since the cold metal entered my body, I looked at him. His hair was messy and he looked frigtened. His green eyes met mine and exept for the fear in them they looked the same as allways. And I prayed to all the gods I knew that when I wake up again, in my next life, I’ll see those silvery green eyes once more.
Chapter 1
spacial sparks || masterlist
MASTERLIST - UMBRELLA MASTERLIST
warnings will be put before every chapter
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We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals : Parts 1 and 2
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · We Only See Each other At Weddings and Funerals (1/2) · Five x Reader Summary: Your dad gets unalived. Family reunion does
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · We Only See Each Other At Weddings and Funerals (2/2) · Five x Reader Summary:Your boyfriend from 12 years ago acts like y
Trapped In Time Masterlist
Five x Reader
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Run Boy Run: Parts 1 and 2 · 💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Run Boy Run (1/2) · Five x Reader Summary: Your boyfriend has a pity party b
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Extra Ordinary: Parts 1 and 2 · 💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 3 · Extra Ordinary (1/2) · Five x Reader Summary: Grace is caught red handed
Dream Girl (Five Hargreeves x Fem!Reader)
FLUFF❣️ FLUFFY AUGUST 2025🖇️
🎶Inspired by “Dream Girl” – Crisaunt
Trope: Grumpy x Sunshine, Secret Pining, You’re Not Just a Dream
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy
Summary: Five has spent years convincing himself you’re just a figment of his mind — a relic from a past he never had time to protect. But when you show up again, very real and very alive, he’s forced to confront the possibility that some dreams are worth chasing — especially if they dream back.
You always had a strange effect on him.
Back when the apocalypse was still a ticking clock in his brain and blood on his hands, you were the only softness that didn’t fade. Always in color. Always smiling, even when the world around you was crumbling. A girl who offered him tea in the middle of chaos, who kissed him between war zones and grocery store aisles, who didn’t care about timelines or physics or fate.
You were his dream girl — but only in the cruelest way. A hallucination. A possibility. A whisper from the version of life he never got to live.
Until now.
⸻
“Are you going to say something,” you ask, crossing your arms, “or just keep staring at me like I crawled out of one of your regrets?”
Five’s heart stutters.
You look the same. Not exactly — older, sure, wiser maybe. But the smile is the same. And he hasn’t seen that smile in years.
“I thought you were gone,” he finally says.
You tilt your head. “You didn’t even look for me.”
He flinches at that. “That’s not true.”
“Then why did you disappear?”
His voice cracks, barely audible. “Because I thought you weren’t real.”
You step forward, closer. Close enough for him to smell your perfume — the same one, god, how was it the same?
“I’m not a ghost, Five.”
“I know.”
“I bleed. I cry. I waited.”
“I know,” he breathes again. “I’m sorry.”
⸻
He’d imagined this moment so many times. What he’d say. What you’d do. How you’d slap him, or walk away, or laugh in his face and say he was a fool.
But you don’t.
You just sigh, and step even closer. He tenses.
“Do I feel like a dream now?”
You take his hand and bring it to your cheek. He swears time stops. The apocalypse could happen again and he wouldn’t blink.
“No,” he says. “You feel like a miracle.”
⸻
He walks you back to your place. It’s quiet. His coat brushes against your shoulder, and he lets it. Neither of you rush.
“Was I really that good in your memories?” you ask suddenly, teasing.
He doesn’t even hesitate. “You were the only good thing in them.”
You stop walking.
He thinks he went too far. But you look at him like you’re about to cry and laugh at the same time.
“So what now?” you whisper. “You’re just… here again? Do we try to start over?”
“No,” Five says, stepping into your space, brushing a thumb along your jaw. “We pick up exactly where we left off. You kiss me again, and I promise not to disappear this time.”
You look up at him, eyes searching, and then — just like that — your lips are on his, warm and soft and not a dream.
He exhales into your mouth. Anchored. Awake.
Home.
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Masterlist☀️
Five Hargreeves Fic Recommendations
Updated (01/02/26)
had to separate Eddie and Five, Eddie's list was toooo long.
I also fear that this list is teetering on the edge of weird bc I started the show around the same age as Aiden Gallagher when he was on it only I was a little younger, but uh, we're BOTH adults now so I'm conflicted...
My Other Lists HERE
Run Boy Run: Parts 1 and 2
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Run Boy Run (1/2) · Five x Reader Summary: Your boyfriend has a pity party before leaving forever. Vanya tries to drink th
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Run Boy Run (2/2) · Five x Reader Summary: Five is still obsessed with the eyeball. Vanya plays Where’s Waldo with Five. K

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el's masterlist
the umbrella academy
five hargreeves x reader
across the universe (pt. 2, pt. 3) : after discovering your husband cheated on you with his brother's wife, you run off to a different timeline using the subway, only to find a deli crowded with a familiar face. ☕︎
the other assassin (masterlist) : five hargreeves gets lost in time and your father forces you to go after him, leaving you to get lost in a completely different kind of solitude. after decades, you meet at the hands of the handler, except you're not exactly happy to work with him after what he did. the two of you agree to put your differences aside until you save the world. how hard could that be?
survival of the fittest (pt. 2 *smut*, pt. 3 *smut*) : you wake up in the apocalypse, with no memory of what life was like before. five years later, you meet another survivor. what happens when the two of you reluctantly decide to work together?
somethin' stupid : you and five have always been professional, even though you're the closest partners the commission has even seen. once the two of you go back to 2019, you find out how to ease yourselves into the relationship you both know is just right
ready when you are : after the universe was reset, you and five finally get to settle down and live the life you want
peace: you and five finally get to live the life you've been fighting for, but he has a hard time adjusting
fight me (*smut*): you and five return to elliot's after a failed attempt at reaching reginald at the mexican consulate, leading to a fight that leads to a little more...
temper: when most of his siblings don't make it back to the alley in time to go back to 2019, five is livid. but when you don't make it back in time, he gets worried about what might've happened to you.
free now (*smut*): after finding the person whom you believed would cause the apocalypse dead, you and five go back to the academy to celebrate
uranium fever (*smut*): you and five, your best friend, get stuck in the apocalypse together. he's immune to the radiation that lingers in what's left of the world, but not you, so when you find a unique flower that sprays an interesting pollen at you, five is more than happy to help you out with its side affects
stranger things
steddie x reader
slasher marathon : after a long night of slasher tapes you'd picked up from family video, you get a couple eery phone calls, leading to a frightening break in from two masked figures
marvel
robert "bob" reynolds x reader
nights like these : when bob comes to your door late at night, you find a way to comfort him and let him know he's appreciated
thief (*smut*) : bob had been helping you out by occasionally doing your laundry, but when you come back early from a mission, you find out he might've had some selfish motives
golden mean (chapter 1) : you had been an avenger ever since their civil war. feeling lost after defeating thanos, losing all your closest friends, valentina gives you a job, leading to you becoming one of the new avengers and forming an interesting connection with one of your teammates, who happens to have a light and dark side, just like you.
yelena belova x reader
tussle (*smut*) : yelena catches you staring, and decides a sparring session is just the thing you need
my inbox is open so please let me know any fic ideas!! i'm currently interested in writing about the umbrella academy, stranger things, and marvel :)
he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh
theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene
atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure
agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible
The science pet, always come in handy.
Y'all didn't think I forgot about this, right?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85034011
Beauties, the AMAU/visual component is gonna kick in when they finish bringing my computer back from the dead, until then I come to you from the keyboard of my dying phone, but this story couldn't wait any longer!
Dying to hear what you think!
ps shout out to @little-mouse-dennis and the best prompt I've seen yet—I did sort of try to follow it closely because it's so good but as usual you don't play with the Barbies, the Barbies play with you 🙃🙃🙃

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she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.