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Aveline: I don’t know if anyone else feels this way and don’t get me wrong. I love Hawke and Fenris and maybe I’m being overly sensitive but the PDA. Bethany: Yes, the freaking PDA thank you. I mean I’m thrilled for them. Aveline: No one is more thrilled for them than I am Bethany: Yes, absolutely Aveline: But it’s totally inappropriate Sebastian: Yeah, it’s a little much. Obviously, so happy for them both Bethany: So happy Isabela: I don’t know guys I for one enjoy watching them Bethany: No stop, just don’t Aveline: Isabela! Isabela: Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that OK? I was saying I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny. Aveline: God, Isabela

Aveline: I have had intercourse in the office. Hawke: Alright-- Aveline: As has Merrill. Merrill: Aveline! Aveline: As has Isabela, as has Bethany, as has Carver, as has Varric, as has Leandra, as has Gamlen, as has Hawke and as has Fenris! Anders: As has Anders. Merrill: With who? Anders: She goes to another school.