I make squeaky toy sounds when patted or squished
So essentially, whenever given a hug or headpat, squeak
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I make squeaky toy sounds when patted or squished
So essentially, whenever given a hug or headpat, squeak
Very important Mushroom lore

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Anon, don't pressure him!
Relationships take time, both platonic and romantic
Plus, it's Mr. Bird Enjoyer's choice on how he proceeds in anything he does
- π
Thank you, mushroom. You understand Diavolo and I are simply not compatible
All I said is that it is your choice on how you grow your relationships and you shouldn't be pressured by others outside of those relationships on how they go :)
Mr. Bird Enjoyer do you do anything fun for new year's eve?
Well, Diavolo and I have taken the day off to spend it together, and then I celebrate the actual countdown with my brothers
Ah, so I did forget to sign off on that, oopsies
Anyways
That sounds quite fun!
Okay your update on the essay is that I submitted it and then immediately remembered I forgot to fix my formatting on the quotes
She is nitpicky about the quotes
I should be fine though, there is no way I screwed this up so badly that I'm not getting C+ at worst
- π
C+?! Mushroom, you can do far better!
I am being un-optimistic for that guess, worst case scenario
I imagine it's somewhere around an A- or a B, definitely not my best work but it is actual work with cited sources
well i was wondering tis the season and allβ¦
do u wanna marry me ππ
π
...no
aaannnndddd thatβs a wrap for me!! yeah yall will not be seeing me after the biggest fumble of the century.
I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but I do have to ask
What were you expecting?
you miss every shot you donβt take
Well
That is right I guess

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well i was wondering tis the season and allβ¦
do u wanna marry me ππ
π
...no
aaannnndddd thatβs a wrap for me!! yeah yall will not be seeing me after the biggest fumble of the century.
I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but I do have to ask
What were you expecting?
I have drawn more bird, would you like to see?
I think I'm improving
- π
Yes, absolutely
Due to a variety of events (don't worry I am mostly fine) I have only just remembered that I asked this and to actually take the sheet out of my bag
Some of these are very low effort but still
eheh
herro
-π
Hello!
OH MY GOSH????
I come to share something I find mildly funny and discover Joker has been in an accident
Thank goodness they're mostly alright, but damn that is scary
I'm going to assume an anon forgot to sign off, but yes. We're all happy they're alright
OOPS YES I DID FORGET THAT
I could tell who it was based on the general way you type
Is that sad? That might be sad.
Not really sad nor surprising
I mean, frankly, I could make a joke about unknowingly mimicking the way I speak in text form
I have genuinely had some people I know recognize me in full costume purely from the way I speak
Well, perhaps that's a good thing?
I'd say it is, I enjoy being recognizable
OH MY GOSH????
I come to share something I find mildly funny and discover Joker has been in an accident
Thank goodness they're mostly alright, but damn that is scary
I'm going to assume an anon forgot to sign off, but yes. We're all happy they're alright
OOPS YES I DID FORGET THAT
I could tell who it was based on the general way you type
Is that sad? That might be sad.
Not really sad nor surprising
I mean, frankly, I could make a joke about unknowingly mimicking the way I speak in text form
I have genuinely had some people I know recognize me in full costume purely from the way I speak

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I just realized I never sent you a picture of the peacock drawing
- π
I don't believe you did
Ignore the legs, not my best work there
But personally, I think I did quite a good job considering the fact I don't draw birds all that often
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I just realized I never sent you a picture of the peacock drawing
- π
I don't believe you did
Ignore the legs, not my best work there
But personally, I think I did quite a good job considering the fact I don't draw birds all that often
Oh, it was definitely a date, you can't lie to us
Anyways do you want to see my friend's new pet bird?
- π
It wasn't a date, and of course I want to see the bird
Here it is!
It's so pretty!
I swear if my neighbors don't stop lighting up the comically loud style fireworks right now, I am going to become evil
- π
Kill them. I normally don't condone wrath, as it's not my sin, but do it
Sadly, this is illegal
However, this did make me remember that it's technically illegal to use fireworks here (holiday exceptions) so I can actually play upstanding citizen
Thank you, Mr. Bird Enjoyer, this is a genius plan
Oh geez, I just realized you must be hungover as shit
You said you had, what, 8 whole bottles of demonus?
I mean frankly for all I know you could've drank more after saying that
- π
I've taken an amount of pain killers that could kill five humans
So I'm fine
Well, I'm going to assume that is not also bad for you body and feel mildly better that you're feeling alright

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So, uh
How ya' doing after last night?
Assuming you remember anything
- π
I don't. I really don't. What the fuck happened
Well, here's a summary
Fuck...
Have fun <3
So, uh
How ya' doing after last night?
Assuming you remember anything
- π
I don't. I really don't. What the fuck happened
Well, here's a summary