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𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏'𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑱𝒂𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝒉𝒂𝒔 ⭒˚｡⋆ 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚ˎˊ˗ 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅˳ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❪⠀⠀shriek!⠀⠀ ❫⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ TIMON! When I said you and Pumbaa could make dinner tonight, I didn't think you meant… 𝐏𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄! MY ALLAH, GET THEM ALL OFF OF THE TABLE! NOW!!! And to think, I had the cooks take off for the evening for THIS! ❞⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ── ⋆⋅ ⠀⠀ surely the meerkat knew far better than to assume the royal family of agrabah would be accustomed to eating insects for a meal? but then again, had the four-legged african natives ever set foot in a palace before this very year? likely not. so jas took a breath, motioning her irritated tigers to 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 along with her startled father to 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐛 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 from the chandelier, and cut them some slack. ⠀⠀ ⋅⋆ ── ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❪⠀⠀ she huffed, digging her nails into the bridge of her nose, deep.⠀⠀ ❫⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ Listen up. ❞⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❪⠀⠀a sharp look to @musemelodies.⠀⠀❫⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ We have to meet at a middle-ground here. My father and I have already allowed you BOTH to eat your OWN choice of… food⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❪⠀⠀ cringes.⠀⠀❫⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ or lack thereof, at the table with us every night – and for three days now, at that. All we ask is can you just. KEEP THE BUG-MUNCHING ON YOUR END OF THE TABLE ONLY?

Timon had been digging into the scarabs when Jasmine arrived. He was about to say hello but his mouth was so full of bugs, it came out as "HMMM?" He wasn't expecting her reaction to be...well, THAT. It had taken hours to find those bugs (with the occasional snack break) and he had even brought out the good china for them (with a little help from Pumbaa). He figured she would've been so happy to see dinner on the table, especially since it was something different for a change, but nooo...

... Was this a reverse Scooby-Doo situation?

Sorry, he left the Daphne costume at home...

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daily mantra for overwhelmed role players:

It’s officially Sinday and I have a very important announcement to make:

Timon: Okay, just so we're clear, I'm not on the menu!

Nothing but respect for MY president:

Sometimes I remember that Brain and Walter never said two words to each other on screen but you know their personalities would clash hard. While Walter doesn't aggravate Brain nearly as much Timon (and that's the nicest thing he can say about him), he mainly finds him pathetic and ridiculous and generally tries to avoid interacting with him. Fortunately, they don't cross paths very often.

This is relevant: