BOOGIE WONDERLAND

@shitpost-it-tristan

Wishing you strength and joy this Juneteenth.

Rainbow sunset... 🌈

Me: FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU--

All fart jokes aside, he really is the sweetest. He's such a good partner and dad and he's a lot smarter than he seems. If you hate him, I don't trust you.

"Not me, pal. Wakko will do just about anything for a cheese stick or a bag of chips. But uuuuhhh, Dot's gettin' a little bit too rich with her demands. I'm gonna start runnin' out of snack money..."

"Huh...maybe I should try those next time. Ya know, kid, ya could always give 'em some ants. There's plenty to go around an' they don't cost a cent. Plus, ya can always throw sprinkles on 'em! I'm sure Dot would love that!"

"Interesting. And you intend to stop me, HOW, exactly?"

"Don't ya ever get tired of this? The ol' game of cat an'...meerkat? Wouldn't ya rather do somethin' else with your life? Maybe ya could take up a hobby, like poetry! That seems like it'd be right up your alley!"

He's in the mood to eat someone-thing.

"Don't even think about it."

There're in love, your honor 🫡

"I dunno why people complain so much. Parenting is easy once you know what tricks to use. Bribery is still my go-to."

"Oh, believe me, I've tried that one an' it only works for a short time! I'm still gettin' woken up at all hours of the night! Whoever said lions were heavy sleepers never met Simba before! A real ball of energy, that kid!"