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"Stu-Pot (or Stuart Pot to give him his full name), was born on 23rd May 1978, the son of David and Rachel Pot. The Pots lived in a normal comfortable family home in Crawley New Town (or Craw Leah, meaning ‘crow-infested clearing’ as the original Saxon settlers named it). Stuart was a polite, well-mannered boy, with little to say for himself. Less charitable people could possibly describe the young Stuart Pot as, maybe, a bit thick. His upbringing, like Stuart himself, was mainly unremarkable and uneventful. Other than the fact that both he and Murdoc were Horses in the Chinese Horoscope, they couldn’t have come from more separated stock. 2D: | know there’s a rumour going around that my real name is Stuart Tusspot or summfink, but that’s not true. It’s Pot. Stuart Pot."

-RISE OF THE OGRE, PAGE 18