Why are you even reading this?

How the fuck does that even happen

Microfracture s in the metal propigate and slowly grow through repeated stress

Spot on!

7

Somewhere between 6 and 8

Definitely a 6

1

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

Protect this man and his cereal

Always reblog this when you see it. It's the right thing to do

I made my morning alarm an orchestral version of the legend of Zelda main theme so every morning is the beginning of me saving Hyrule from evil

I'd advice against this, whenever i've had anything but beeping as an alarm I end up hating the sound. I also have certain beeps that I hate

a friend

Neato